8. Steven
STEVEN
Steven
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I saw this and thought of you.
Chloe
A cat hiding in the couch so it can smack a person on the head makes you think of me?
Steven
What, you don’t see the similarities? It’s your goddamn twin.
Tuesday, 3 a.m.
Steven
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Talk me out of getting an ostrich.
Chloe
Did you know that ostriches have 4-inch claws and like to kick? Anyway, you should totally get one. :)
Wednesday, 3 a.m.
Steven
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What about emus? I don’t think I am strong enough to resist an emu in a Sunday hat.
Chloe
I bet Junior would like a hat.
Steven
I already ordered it.
Thursday, 3 a.m.
Steven
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This cat is your soul mate.
Chloe
I know you’re trying to insult me, but I don’t care. She’s magnificent. I want to have her babies.
Steven
Sleep deprivation has made you loopy.
Chloe
Maybe I wouldn’t be sleep deprived if you didn’t text me at 3 a.m.
Steven
Did I wake you up?
Chloe
No
Steven
That’s what I thought.
It’s 3 am. Do you know where your anxiety is?
Chloe
Sitting right on my chest, motherfucker
Friday, 3 a.m.
Steven
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You liked that photo ten seconds after I posted it. Stalker.
Chloe
Junior is wearing a pink cowboy hat. I believe in world peace again.