Chapter 14 Nikolai
NIKOLAI
“Ithink he’s broken,” Lucas whispered to his boyfriend, Caden, from across the living room.
Nikolai slowly looked away from the window and over his shoulder at the two men sitting on the couch, staring at him.
“That, or some alien pod has taken over his body and come here to impregnate us with its alien babies before taking us back to its mothership. You know, we’re not too far from Roswell. One of the aliens could have escaped,” Caden suggested to Lucas.
“You’re both dumb,” Nikolai said, stepping away from the window and walking over to the empty couch across from them.
He plopped his big ass down and stretched his arm along the back of the couch.
“I think my dick might be confused.”
Lucas turned to Caden. “That was not what I was expecting.”
Caden’s mouth slowly opened as he turned to face his Russian friend. “Confused… how?”
“Confused, as in I don’t think it can tell the difference between a man and a woman.”
Lucas and Caden both looked at each other once again.
“Okay. We need more details, and perhaps longer sentences,” Caden suggested, throwing his arm around his boyfriend and pulling him into his side.
Nikolai let out a breath. “I invited Kelly over for a threesome with Reid and me, but she never showed up. Then Reid sucked my dick, and I came.”
Lucas and Caden both looked at each other once more. This time, Lucas was struggling to keep a straight face.
“Well, big guy. Usually… during sex… it ends with you coming. That’s when you know the game is over,” Caden explained, drawing out his sentences like he was trying to explain the birds and the bees to a small child.
“Did you not give Reid a warning before you shot him in the face?” Lucas asked, his lips quivering as he struggled to keep himself under control.
“You guys are still assholes,” Nikolai muttered, unimpressed that his so-called friends found this whole thing amusing.
Finally, unable to control themselves any longer, the assholes burst out laughing.
“I come here being serious, and you idiots do nothing but laugh,” Nikolai huffed, folding his arms across his chest, feeling annoyed as shit.
“We know. And I’m sorry, bud. It’s just… you look so fucking serious.” Caden chuckled as he struggled to regain control over himself. “So, you came from getting a blow job. Big deal.”
“It is a big deal. Reid is a man,” Nikolai barked, uncrossing his arms and sitting up straight.
Both Lucas and Caden stopped laughing.
“So? You mean to tell us that Blade never sucked your dick?” Caden asked.
“No. Of course not! We never touched each other during sex,” Nikolai explained, trying to figure out how his friends became so stupid.
“But… all those threesomes?” Caden asked, mouth hanging open as he tried to comprehend what Nikolai was saying.
“Nope. Never touched.”
“Not even by accident? A sausage slip between the butt cheeks? An accidental dick slap across this face?” Caden asked, removing his arm from around Lucas and leaning forward in his seat.
Nikolai’s cheeks flushed. “Well, once or twice our dicks might have touched. It’s hard to do DP without rubbing your dick up against the other guy’s.”
Caden and Lucas both exchanged a glance.
“So, what’s the big deal if a guy sucks you off? Clearly, you’re okay with being naked and touching another dude’s junk,” Caden continued, still looking confused as ever.
“But sucking dick is gay,” Nikolai argued.
“And rubbing your dick up against another man’s dick isn’t?” Lucas jumped in.
The man had a point. He never really thought about it that way.
“Well… no… yes… maybe?” Nikolai felt more confused than ever.
Then a thought occurred to him.
“Wait! All this time, you thought Blade and I were sucking each other off?” Nikolai growled, surprised and a little pissed off.
“Well, we always assumed that Blade was sucking you off, maybe even sitting on your dick from time to time. We just always figured you were too ‘macho straight man’ to ever stick a dick into your mouth.” Lucas jumped in, using air quotes to emphasize his point.
“Blade’s a lot more sexually liberal in the bedroom than you are. ”
“What? I’m sexually liberal,” Nikolai argued.
He was! He’d had threesomes and foursomes and went to sex clubs all the time. What were they talking about? Him… not being sexually liberal? That was crazy.
Caden and Lucas exchanged another glance. They did that a lot—communicating through that telepathic way that boyfriends do when they’ve swallowed enough of each other’s loads to make that psychic connection.
Those two were too close.
“So, what’s the big deal? Did he suck at giving head or something?” Caden asked, sitting back on the couch and wrapping his arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders once again.
“Umm, no. He was actually pretty good,” Nikolai answered with a shrug of his shoulders.
“And you liked it?” Lucas asked.
“I shot my load, didn’t I?” Niko answered, looking at Lucas as if he’d lost his mind once again.
“So, I don’t see what the problem is,” Caden noted.
Frustrated, Nikolai leaned back on the couch.
These guys were no help.
“The problem is, does this make me gay now? Bisexual?”
“Well, according to some straight men, having your dick sucked by another man does not make you gay. Sucking his dick… now that makes you gay!” Lucas answered, emphasizing the word “his” as he chuckled.
Nikolai got up from his seat.
Talking to these idiots was pointless.
“You’re both dumb. I’m heading to work.”