Carnival Fantastico

Continued Carnival Fantástico

Dovie. Why did I see you climbing so high up the avocado tree this morning on my way to school?

Because I was searching for avocados. Obviously.

You should be careful.

Would you catch me if I fell?

I’d do whatever it took to save you.

I appreciate that sentiment but don’t worry, I’m capable enough to save myself.

What if I fell? Would you catch me?

I fear you would squish me into the soil. And then where would we both be?

How about this?

I’d come running with antiseptic and clean all your wounds.

I’d prefer it if you kissed the pain away.

Why, Pigeon. What a scandalous thing to say!