Chapter 11
CHAPTER 11
MARCH 21 AT 9:21 PM
Wyatt
Are you dating?
Owen
Right this minute? Or ever?
Wyatt
Dealer’s choice
Owen
I don’t know why I felt the need to clarify. The answer is no on both counts
Wyatt
Why?
Owen
Why?
Wyatt
Just curious
Owen
You know that killed the cat
Wyatt
Luckily I have a few of my nine lives left. I’m happy to sacrifice one to my curiosity about you
Owen
Are you thinking of changing your mind, Wyatt?
MARCH 21 AT 10:45 PM
Wyatt
Are you on any apps?
Owen
Dating apps?
Wyatt
No the NYT crossword
Yes apps
Owen
No, I’m not on any apps
Except the NYT crossword. I do it daily
Wyatt
Nerd
How do you meet people?
Owen
In person
Wyatt
Okay grandpa
Owen
That’s how I met you
Wyatt
Doesn’t count. We knew each other before. You’re telling me you would have walked up to me in a bar if I were a stranger?
Owen
Absolutely. Have you seen you?
Wyatt
In fact I have. What would your line have been?
Owen
I don’t have a line. I would have asked if I could sit beside you, then offered to buy you a drink
Wyatt
Boring
Owen
You know, I’m not really into sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down
Wyatt
DOC!
Owen
[sunglasses emoji]
MARCH 30 AT 2:39 PM
Owen
I’ve joined a bowling league
Deliver to me my AARP card
Wyatt
What? And why?
Owen
Because Larry Andrews asked me twice and I don’t know how to say no
Wyatt
I could have an awful lot of fun with that little personality quirk
Owen
My door’s always open