Chapter 27
CHAPTER 27
MAY 15 AT 2:30 PM
Wyatt
Eden is crawling!
Owen
Way to go, kid!
Wyatt
Holy shit, she’s going straight for the outlets
Owen
The hardware store has covers, want me to pick some up and bring them by?
Wyatt
Please. This kid is barely 7 months old and she’s scaring the shit out of me
MAY 19 AT 11:17 AM
Wyatt
I just ran into Felix at the hardware store. He says you’re getting an outdoor shower?
Owen
We’re probably just getting the plumbing for an outdoor shower. It’ll be another six months before he finishes the job
Wyatt
Ouch. Twin troubles?
Owen
He started some rewiring and didn’t finish, a thing I discovered when I grabbed a metal pull chain to turn on a ceiling fan and way too many volts coursed through my body
So forgive me if my faith in my brother’s house projects is shaky
Wyatt
Too bad. We could had some fun in that shower
JUNE 1 AT 4:47 PM
Wyatt
Your brother is scary
Owen
Which one?
Wyatt
The big one
Owen
What he he do? Do you need me to talk to him?
Wyatt
Only if you think you can get me out of this soccer game. 8 am on a Saturday is cruel and unusual punishment
Owen
Wish I could, but Archer’s taking his job as Betsy’s soccer coach VERY seriously
Wyatt
No kidding. He texted me a dress code
Owen
Just be glad he didn’t have time to make the T-shirts he wanted us all to wear
Wyatt
Oh, you didn’t get yours? Mine was in my mailbox this morning