Chapter 21
#OperationKeanuReeves
AUGUST 5
@thefunnyJason: I may have lost the #CelebrityCrush hugging contest to @AndrewValentine, but I doubt he can beat my Goat Cheese Omelet with Chives and Roasted Red Peppers! It got five stars from the one person I served it to. #Recipes #VegetarianRecipes #EatYourVegetables
@thefunnyJason: Hey, everyone, who wants to dance? This first one is from Lost Star Dance Troupe Saves the Universe , except it’s set to my favorite song when I was in tenth grade—“Put Your Records On” by Corinne Bailey Rae. And, no, that song’s not just for girls. #LSDTSTU #danceparty #LoveYaCorinne
JASON: Hey, everyone, this is Jason Connor, and this time I’m joined by Emmy Ellison, author of Hashtag Celebrity Crush . We’re going to perform a dance from the movie, which is coming out in theaters this December. The music is a Duran Duran mash-up, circa 1982. We only spent like three hours on this, so we’ll try not to screw it up. Go get your mom. Seriously, she’s going to love this. Ouch, Emmy! What was that for? We’re the same age.
VLOG, RANDOM YOGA POSES
EMMY: Hi, all, and welcome back to Random Yoga Poses . I’m Emmy Ellison, and joining us today is Jason Connor. You probably know him. If you don’t, you can just ignore him. He’s new to yoga, so I picked something really advanced so he doesn’t go telling all his friends at the gym how easy yoga is and how it’s not a real workout. On the other hand, I don’t want to have to take a trip to the ER today, so why don’t we just compromise and go with Triangle Pose? Start by planting your feet just like this—one pointing sideways, one pointing forward. That’s it. Good, Jason! You’ve got it. No, you’re not done yet. Now slide your arm down your front leg, all the way down as far as you can go. But turn your body to the side and keep your legs straight. I said keep your legs straight. You’re supposed to imagine you’re being pressed between two panes of glass. Nope. Whoa, what’s happening? You look like a Transformer. Okay, whatever. We’ll call it a modification. Your other arm goes straight up to the loving and healing sky. Whoops, try not to fall over. Oh wow, somebody needs to work on their balance. Okay, why don’t I just stand here and be like a wall for you to lean against so you don’t fall? Wait, that’s not working! Okay, it’s sort of working. Are you made of sandbags? I’ll just stand here holding you up with my two spindly arms for a count of thirty. See, yoga is a great workout! Thanks everyone for tuning in. See you next time on Random Yoga Poses . Oh, and don’t forget to like and subscribe!