Chapter 32
Faith
Cherry, Mom says you’re bringing your new boyfriend to Thanksgiving.
Cherry
I don’t know what she’s talking about.
Joy
Why aren’t you bringing him??? I thought you really liked him!!
Honny
Yeah, you rejected an architect for him.
Cherry
We’ve only been dating a few months.
Joy
I got engaged to Jeff after three months.
Cherry
You were 18 years old and very eager to have post-marital sex.
Joy
We were in love!!
Faith
It’s going to be so weird having Thanksgiving without Tom.
Joy
Seriously!! The last time I saw Tom was LAST Thanksgiving.
Honny
The last time I saw Tom was on 60 Minutes.
Joy
Who’s going to eat my brocco-slaw salad at family gatherings if Tom isn’t there???
Cherry
Literally no one, Joy.
Honny
I don’t think Cherry should bring a new man to Thanksgiving until she’s divorced.
When are you getting divorced, Cherry? Have you even started?
Joy
Divorces take forever. I want to meet this new guy SOON!