Chapter 24 Captain’s Group Text
Captain's Group Text
Burnsy: I think we all need to know what’s up with Cap
Liam: Nothing’s up
Burnsy : Srsly - Bro you never go commando
Liam: I’m not sure if I’m more disturbed by you noticing or that we’re talking about this here
Coop: Oh don’t get him started.
Liam: Maybe I need to do laundry?
Burnsy: nope. Try again
Coop: I don’t want to know
Orly: I very much want to know
Burnsy: Still waiting
Liam: I’m not talking about it
Burnsy: Now we have to know!
Orly: You must tell us
Liam: Fuck fine
Liam: A dog ate it. Everyone happy?
Burnsy: When did you get a dog?
Liam: I didn’t
Coop: So someone else’s dog...
Orly: So... Were you not at home last night?
Burnsy: You got laid!?? Finally
Liam: No. Wait. Finally? Why are you surprised? ??
Burnsy: Because it’s you
Liam: What?
Burnsy: You don’t date. Last 3 years anyway
Orly: Never?
Burnsy: Never. No bunnies. Nothing
Coop: True
Liam: Weird u know abt my sex life. You don’t go out either, Coop
Coop: Married w kids. You’re not tho
Orly:
Liam: ??
Coop: So did you get laid?
Liam: I thought you didn’t want to know
Coop: Now I’m invested.
Liam: None of your damn business
Burnsy: Oh, he sooo did
Orly: Yup ??
Coop: ??
Liam: Fuck all the way off
Burnsy: bunny?
Liam: No, it’s not like that
Burnsy: What’s it like then?
Liam: I like her. A lot
Coop: ??
Burnsy: Oh, it’s like that? Damn
Orly: This is good. I am happy for you
Liam: She’s the one, boys
Coop: Nice. WYKYK
Burnsy: True story