5. Letters

Letters

Soldier Boy,

You’re my fourth soldier. (In a non-gang bang way. [Is gang bang one or two words?] {I googled it but the internet’s unsure. Wiki says it’s two, but porn sites use one.})

I frightened the others off. (Without meaning to. At least, I think I didn’t mean to. I wasn’t intentionally abrasive.)

Are you soldier enough for me? (I don’t mean that sexually but, honestly, I expected more of the Armed Forces. If they’re scared of me, then how are they fighting the baddies? I can’t imagine the Russians are good at small talk?)

T (I’m as weird as I sound but I’m a great pen pal. Always prompt. Never miss a letter. I promise! Anyway, nice to meet you!)

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