Chapter 3
CHAPTER THREE
I didn’t see Bryan again that day, and I calmed myself down enough that fingering myself in the bathroom wasn’t necessary.
Maria cornered me later.
“You guys were so brazen,” she said in amazement. “I couldn’t believe you were openly talking about hooking up.”
“That’s the secret to getting away with things in public. Don’t ever look like you’re hiding something. Act naturally.”
“I don’t think I could pull it off.” She grimaced. “And what if things go badly, or one of you wants more, and things are weird at work.”
“I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
“Sorry, I’ll stop looking for problems. What did he say? What did you say? Tell me everything. Do you have a date planned?”
I frowned at her.
“No. He lives with his old fraternity brothers, and they’re having a keg party this weekend. That was his big suggestion.”
“He wants to get laid, so he invites you to an aging frat party?”
“Obviously, I said ‘no.’ And he tried to go all alpha male dominant on me, and, well, let’s just say it wasn’t hot at all.”
“Dang, I thought for sure he’d break your dry spell. It’s probably just as well, though, since it’s a bad idea to get mixed up with somebody at work.”
“Oh, no, I still plan to ride that pony. Even if it’s terrible, I want to know what it’s like to be fucked by a cock that big.”
“How big are we talking?”
“Didn’t you see? He had an erection pretty much the whole time he was talking to us. It was as big as my forearm.”
Maria’s mouth dropped.
“Were you staring at his dick right there in the break room?”
“Of course. How else am I supposed to know if it’s going to be worth putting up with his bad dirty talk?”
“It was bad?”
“Worse. Unless he was trying to be funny, but I don’t think so. He seemed to think I’ll jump whenever he wants because he’s got a big dick. I am very curious about it, but I’ve got plenty of toys. Besides, I have a date scheduled this weekend already.”
“Really? Who?”
“A guy from one of the apps. We’ve been talking for a few weeks. Unlike Bryan, he has an actual plan to get me into bed. We’re meeting for drinks at a bar near his place. If things go well, I might be dusting the cobwebs off soon without Mr. Big Dick.”
Maria squealed.
“Let me know when you get there, so I can call you if you need to be rescued. Oh, and if you go home with him, send me a picture of his driver’s license.”
“Will do.”
After that, we returned to work until it was time for her to leave. Most of the time, our schedules overlapped, but a few times a week, the library was open late. Different librarians and library assistants like us were scheduled so no one was always stuck working after dark. Tonight was my night.
“Miss, can you help me find this cookbook?”
I assisted the old man find the book he was looking for, and then things pretty much died down. Sometimes, we were slammed all night, and other times, only a handful of people came in all evening. Tonight was one of the slow nights.
All of the books and media had been shelved, everything was tidied, and I was combing the place for something to do while Sheila manned the front desk. I wandered into the Romance Room, which was a separate reading room donated to the library along with a zillion romance novels.
Romance novels didn’t do it for me. I liked a good fantasy romance, but the contemporary stuff was too cringey. And smutty books were too over-the-top. I’d rather watch porn than read that stuff. But I liked the Romance Room anyway.
“There you are. I’ve been looking for you.”
Startled, my eyes flew to the doorway where Bryan was framed. I expected laughter when he realized where we were, but instead, he stalked towards me, an intent expression on his face. Confused, I walked backwards until I butted up against a bookcase.
“What’s up?” I asked.
Instead of responding, he pressed one arm above me while his other hand cupped my jaw. My body knew exactly what was happening even though it took my mind a few seconds to catch up. Breathing hard, I lifted my face up to his.
This sexy-as-fuck man was going to kiss me without a word, and I was here for it. Maybe I could rub against his pride and joy while I was at it. While I wasn’t willing to risk my job by doing more, kissing and dry humping with clothes on wouldn’t get me fired. Probably.
The last thing I saw before my eyes closed was his handsome face as he came in for the kiss. And then he slobbered all over my mouth and face. My. Face. He even got my nose.
What the hell?
My eyes popped open, and I watched in fascinated horror as Bryan licked the outside of my lips. There was nothing sexy about his actions, but he went to town like he thought he was doing something amazing. His movements were frenetic as if possessed of a torrid desire that skipped me entirely.
I gentled the kiss, trying to guide him into something a little less moist, but he interpreted that as excitement and kissed around my mouth. His lips engulfed mine, and he slurped.
I didn’t even know you could attempt to inhale someone else’s lips, and I wish I was still ignorant. Just a few seconds in, and my lady parts were on strike. It was almost impressive in its awfulness.
Appalled, I pulled away.
“What are you doing?”
“Baby girl, this is the teaser. You need to be all juiced up so you can take my love muscle.”
His tone implied I was the idiot. I shook my head in confusion.
“I’m sorry, what?”
“You might not know this yet, but I’ve got a big cock. Really big. Twelve inches.”
I nodded my understanding. Chances are, he was exaggerating since men inflated everything. But even if he wasn’t, I doubted it was worth it if he was part of the package. That wasn’t just the worst kiss of my life, including the time a dog licked inside my mouth. It was the worst kiss in history.
I had my toys. In fact, my bright blue giant peen alien dildo had been languishing in my drawer for too long. Maybe it was time for an alien invasion.
“You need to be ready to take all of me,” Bryan continued as if it was obvious. “I’m getting you ready.”
Holy shit, he was serious.
“But we haven’t even picked a date and time to meet,” I protested.
“Oh, yeah.”
His delighted smile almost made me laugh, but my shriveled coochie and damp face wouldn’t let me forget the last few minutes.
“I’m not sure this is such a good idea,” I said.
“What do you mean? You’ve got the best rack here, and that ass don’t quit.”
I shuddered at the thought of him attacking my breasts the way he assaulted my mouth.
“We’re both sexy as fuck,” he added, “so we should fuck. It makes sense.”
Crazy logic aside, Maria’s words rang in my head. I blew off her concerns earlier, but now I had misgivings. It wasn’t the first time I fooled around with someone I worked with, so I didn’t think it was a big deal. But there was the very real possibility Bryan was truly awful in bed.
“Maybe we should put the brakes on,” I said.
“Nah, it’s fine,” he waved his hand dismissively. “There’s nobody here but Sheila. I checked before I came in here. Hell, as slow as it is tonight, we could groom the Wookie, and nobody would know.”
I grimaced. The last thing I wanted was to be caught in the act without having anything good to show for it. Before I could respond to his absurdity, he slid down his zipper and thrust his stiffy at me.
Breaking news. That was a gorgeous cock, and it was massive. Gigantic. Colossal. It was a veiny, girthy monster of a cock, and I had to have it. He hadn’t been exaggerating. His lack of underwear made it easy to see its enormity through the placket of his pants.
Glistening with pre-cum, it bobbed a hello.
My mouth watered at the sight of all that glorious cock, ready for me.
It put my alien dildo to shame. Despite the last few minutes, the mere thought of sliding on that pole slicked my entrance.
My sex throbbed, aching to sheath him to the hilt in my wetness.
Screw it. There are other jobs.