CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
The Maisie Diaries
Okay, Amy thinks I’m completely mad for fancying Reuben and wanting to ask him out. And I could have KILLED her when at breaktime, she told our friend, Fergie (real name Andrew Ferguson) to see what he thought about it.
Fergie, who’s a proper joker, looked at me as if I had two heads and then he burst out laughing and said, ‘But Reuben Taylor’s a total tosser!’ (It’s actually okay to write words like that when I’m quoting someone else.)
He laughed for quite a while, which was really irritating. I thought he was a bit over-the-top about it, really. But Amy said afterwards she thought Fergie had a thing for me, which I was quite surprised about.
But it explains the ‘tosser’ bit, I suppose.
Mind you, Amy also thinks Reuben’s a ‘tosser’ and SHE doesn’t fancy me!