CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
The Maisie Diaries
Well, I didn’t think it could possibly get any worse. But it just did.
Guess what the knobhead has gone and done now?!!!!
He only went and asked Amy – MY FRIEND AMY – if she wanted to go to the cinema with him!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was standing right there when he said it. So Amy glared at him and said how dare he ask her to go out with him when it was me who bought the cinema tickets in the first place.
‘You really do have a very small brain,’ she said. ‘Don’t you think it should be Maisie you’re asking to go with you?’
So Reuben looked at me and said, ‘You must be joking. She’s weird.’ He said the weird bit loudly because he knew his mates were standing watching.
They all creased up laughing, which made me feel about as small as a slug. But less attractive.