24. An Unhelpful Conversation
24
AN UNHELPFUL CONVERSATION
NotAWalrus
Help
IvoFivo
What did you do this time, Walren? What did you do!!!!
NotAWalrus
Why are you assuming it’s my fault? (sad emoji)
KillianKillsDreams
Because it always is
Don’t you remember the time you ate all of Mrs. Fitzgerald’s flowers? In her balcony?
You had to LEAP over the railings to get to her plants! And you ate every single flower!
NotAWalrus
(sad emoji) The flowers smelled really good. I couldn’t help it.
Besides, it’s not as though she saw me
PinksThinks
Her DOG saw you
NotAWalrus
Dogs can’t talk! How was I supposed to know that she would put one of those dog-mind-reader things on Scarfles?!
How could she even trust some machine to translate her dog’s brain!??!?!
Anyway, we’re going off topic. I NEED HELP
HELP PLEASE
HocusPocus
What did you do, Walren?
NotAWalrus
I, um. I accidentally broke into a restaurant?
IvoFivo
Oh dear gods
PinksThinks
WTF
KillianKillsDreams
HOW do you “accidentally” break into a restaurant?!?!?
HocusPocus
Weren’t you supposed to stay in the safehouse?
NotAWalrus
I was hungry (sad emoji)
HocusPocus
There’s food at the safehouse.
NotAWalrus
Nothing sounded good there (sad emoji)
PinksThinks
Whose restaurant did you break into??
NotAWalrus
IDK. I saw a flyer at the apartment and it wasn’t too far away
But it’s late and everything’s dark in here and there’s no food out (sad emoji) There’s stuff in the fridge but IDK how to turn on the stove
HocusPocus
Do not turn on the stove.
I repeat, DO NOT turn on any stove!
NotAWalrus
Crap I think there’s someone in here with me
Crap crap crap
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HocusPocus
Which restaurant are you at?
Walren?
IvoFivo
Oh no. Walren!!
Nat-urallyBig
Walren!??!?!? Are you okay???
Is now a bad time to say that I need help too?
I think I’m pregnant
HocusPocus
Holy crap, what IS in the water in this place?