The Frosthaven Buzz （Unofficial News）
B REAKING NEWS: Local Matchmaker Gets Un-Matched!
Sam Lee, 2 hours ago
Y’all won’t BELIEVE what just went down at the festival! Our beloved matchmaker got a taste of her own medicine when her boyfriend decided to dump her publicly.
Sources say Kyle SOBBED UNCONTROLLABLY while confessing his love for his new girlfriend. The matchmaker apparently HUGGED her replacement so enthusiastically that they both toppled into the festival’s prize-winning tulip display.
Also spotted: One (1) gym owner appearing like he has a built-in radar for a certain recently single matchmaker. Just saying.
Question is: Should we trust someone to match US when they can’t even match THEMSELVES? Asking for a friend . . . or the whole town.
Comments:
Eleanor Caldwell: Did we watch the same breakup??
Bethany Grayson: Is Love By Design offering refunds? Asking for my cousin’s neighbor.
Betty Malone: Our gym owner literally FLEW over those flowers like???? My man chose parkour.
Sarah Shea: That shirt rip tho.
Nancy Fitzpatrick: Anyone got videos?
Linda Baker: Can we stop objectifying our local gym owner?
Harold Whitaker: HELP MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS BUT FR THO VIDEOS PLS SOMEONE SEND THEM TO ME
Kyle Lewis: @Bethany Grayson Don’t bother with her services. She can’t even match herself.
Elaine Harper: @Kyle Lewis Maybe fix your attitude before coming at someone else’s bestie. You’re the walking red flag here.
Roxanne West: @Kyle Lewis Men really be doing everything except therapy huh.
Admin Dave Goodrich: friendly reminder to be nice y’all.
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