Fan Service

Text Messages

Devin: GREAT NEWS! I found an unscented cleaning solution for you to use at work. All-natural, never tested on animals!!

Alex: …

Devin: I bought seven crates and had them rush shipped, so they should be there by the time you start your shift later.

Alex: How am I supposed to explain this to my boss?

Devin: Mysterious benefactor?

Alex:

Devin: Okay, but you’ll still use it, right?

Devin: Right???