THE NEVERMORE MURDER CLUB AND SMUTTY BOOK COVEN

Beth: I might be ten minutes late for tonight’s meeting. I’m in the middle of mixing up some of my soon-to-be patented anti-aging elixirs and then I need to ice the mung bean brownies.

Komal: NO.

Beth: Which part is no?

Komal: All of things involving mung beans.

Isis: Beth, honey, we love you, but we beg of you, do not ice the mung bean brownies.

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