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Unknown
So . . . next time, do I need to bring the or will you?
Me
Funny. I’m still not over my ass hitting the ground so hard. I’m suing
Unknown
You walked away fine. A little dramatic, Kane
Me
Dramatic? You popped out of the trees like a serial killer in a glow mask
Unknown
A serial killer wouldn’t have offered you a hand up
Me
The serial killer also wouldn’t have known my name
Unknown
Everyone knows your name
Me
Uh huh. But they don’t all chase me through the dark
Unknown
Maybe that’s because they are not all superstars like I am
Me
Cocky much?
Unknown
Confident
Me
We’ll see about that. Remember what I said?
Unknown
Next time, bring some friends
Me
Exactly. One against one is too easy
Unknown
Too easy? You were on your ass in seconds
Me
Technically you cheated
Unknown
I don’t cheat, I play to win
Me
Perfect. I like those odds
Unknown
The odds aren’t in your favor
Me
Good. I like it that way. It makes winning that much sweeter
Unknown
Safe word is pineapple