25. Daddy Wilson
Baby Girl: What do you normally do for New Year’s?
Me: Usually I go to the party at your parents’ club or hang out with Leo and the guys.
Baby Girl: And this year?
Me: GIF of a sigh
Me: I had plans, but something came up.
Baby Girl: Oh. Avery invited me to Ground Zero with the team, but I hoped you might man up and invite me to spend the evening with you.
Me: You have a standing invitation to be where I am from now until the end of time.
Baby Girl: GIF of a girl saying awww and clutching her chest.
Me: So if you want to pass on the fun and see what the two of us can come up with, then I’d love to have you come by my place.
Baby Girl: Where you lead, I will follow, babe.
Me: I plan on leading you into the hot tub.
Baby Girl: Happy New Year to me!
Baby Girl: Wait, you’re not cooking, right?
Me: Why wouldn’t I? I’ve cooked meals for you for years.
Baby Girl: Yeah, the thing is…you’re bad at it.
Me: What?
Baby Girl: I’ll bring dinner. Don’t worry. You have plenty of other skills we can put to good use. Especially in the hot tub.
Me: You’re killing me, baby girl.