Fined for snacking during overtime

I ate a snack bar because I was starving from working overtime, and my manager slapped me with a $600,000 fine!

She pointed a finger right at my face, absolutely fuming. "Ethan, don't think you're hot stuff just because you closed that deal!"

"This is a workplace, not your kitchen! Eat your food at home!"

"Company policy explicitly forbids snacking! You knew this and did it anyway, so your offense is even worse!"

"Your $600,000 commission for that contract? Canceled!"

I just looked at her, cool as a cucumber, and said, "Whatever."

I figured, why bother? I was already giving up, and that’s when she really lost it.