Stalker Problems - Chapter 65 - A Kool-Aid Proposal
I laughed nervously and pressed my arms against my body to try to stop myself from sweating. It didn’t work. And my throat was suddenly dry because all the liquid in my body was heading straight to my armpits. I downed the rest of my Kool-Aid.
“Open it,” he said.
My fingers were shaking as I unwrapped the tiny package.
Yup, definitely a ring box. This was insane.
He was insane. But maybe I was insane too.
Because I kind of wanted this. Nope, I definitely wanted it.
Part of me was terrified about moving too quickly.
But the other half of me just knew. Tanner was it for me.
He was the one. I could imagine a forever with him so easily.
Could he see it too? I expected to look up and find him on one knee.
Or for him to at least snatch it from my hand so he could present it properly.
But nope. He just stood there, watching me expectantly.
I flipped the lid open and… Oh. It wasn’t a ring. Which was probably for the best. It was too soon. Way too soon. I swallowed hard and looked back down at the box. Actually, it wasn’t jewelry at all. Instead it was a key and a flash drive.
I pushed the key aside and focused on the drive. “Another copy of my sex tape?” I asked. Oh no. He watched it. “Did you like what you saw?” Shit . Had I just said that out loud? My stupid dry throat was speaking by itself. I slid off the barstool and poured myself more Kool-Aid.
He smiled. “It’s not another copy. Your first Society wish was for shoes and revenge on Joe, remember?”
What was with me and terrible wishes? “Right. So you stole his credit card and used it to buy tons of Odegaards. Boom. Done.” Revenge was best served with Kool-Aid.
Tanner nodded. “That was the original plan. But after I found out about him blackmailing you, it felt woefully insufficient.”
“So…what’s this?”
He hit a button and part of the counter flipped up to reveal some sort of built-in computer screen. “See for yourself.” He plugged the flash drive into a USB port on the side of the screen. Windows Media Player popped up and video footage of a hotel room started rolling.
Sierra was straddling Joe on the bed, her long (and very fake) red hair falling over some tight workout clothes.
“Okay, two questions,” I said. “One, why do you have a creepy surveillance video of Joe and Sierra? And two, why would you think that I’d want to see this?”
“Just keep watching. And make sure the sound is on.”
I turned the volume up.
“Are you sure we should be doing this?” asked Sierra. “Didn’t you just get engaged?”
Wait, what? I squinted and looked harder at the girl. It looked like Sierra. Long red hair. Impossibly small waist. Huge boobs. But it wasn’t her. This girl must have just gone to the same plastic surgeon as her.
“Maybe,” replied Joe as he squeezed her ass. “But what my fiancée doesn’t know won’t hurt her. And anyway…we’re not married yet. So it’s not technically cheating.” He unbuttoned his shirt and threw it on the ground.
“Damn,” said the girl, running her hand along his mediocre abs. “Your future wife is one lucky girl.”
“Not as lucky as me.”
“Because of your engagement? Or because you get to touch these?” She pulled her sports bra over her head.
Joe laughed and squeezed her breasts. “What do you think?”
God, he was disgusting.
The girl slithered down until she was kneeling in front of him. “Ever been blown by a Cali girl before?”
“Nope.”
I turned to Tanner. “I really don’t want to see this.”
“Trust me. You do.” He pointed back to the screen.
I reluctantly looked back.
“Then get ready for the best blowjob of your life,” the girl said.
“Only a blowjob?” Joe sounded so disappointed.
“Well you just told me you’re engaged,” said the girl as she put her hair up into a messy bun.
“All the more reason to fuck you. Fucking only one person for the rest of my life is going to be so boring.”
I spit out a sip of my Kool-Aid. “Ha! Like he’s actually gonna stay faithful to Sierra after the wedding.”
“Yeah,” agreed Tanner. “That seems unlikely. But keep watching. It gets better.”
“You’re so bad,” said the girl, pushing his thigh playfully. Then she yanked his pants down and laughed.
“What?” asked Joe.
“It’s so…cute,” said the girl. The camera didn’t have a good view of his member, but I’d seen it plenty of times. Cute was a generous description. Disappointing would have been more appropriate.
“It’s normal-sized,” snapped Joe. “Big cocks are overrated. It’s all about what I can do with it.”
“I hope that’s true,” said the girl. And then she got to sucking.
I was about to turn it off. I didn’t need to see Joe bang some random girl. Hearing her insult his penis and then seeing him start to cheat on Sierra was enough. I didn’t need to see them get down and dirty.
“Well that was amazing,” I said as I put down my Kool-Aid and reached for the mouse. “How’d you get…”
I was interrupted by the girl choking and pulling back, cum dripping from her mouth.
“What the fuck?” she said, but it was all garbled.
And then she did the most amazing thing ever: she stood up and coughed, spitting his load right in his face.
For a second she looked embarrassed. But then she just rolled with it.
“Thanks for the warning, asshole,” she said sarcastically.
She wiped the side of her mouth. “I don’t care how many Lakers tickets you can get me, it’s not worth dealing with your tiny, overeager dick. ”
I was speechless. I just sat there, staring at Joe with a face full of his own cum.
I couldn’t help but laugh. Joe was such a freaking loser.
I couldn’t believe that I’d let his happiness with Sierra drive me crazy.
They weren’t happy. They may have looked happy in their Instagram pictures, but their whole relationship was a joke.
Kind of like Joe’s sexual prowess. Total. Joke.
I couldn’t stop laughing. Which made Tanner start laughing too. I clutched my stomach where a cramp was starting to form.
“Has Sierra seen this yet?” I somehow managed to ask through my laughter.
“Nope. This is the only copy. What you do with it is entirely up to you.” Tanner popped the flash drive out of the computer and handed it to me.
“How’d you get this footage?”
Tanner smiled. “I have my ways.”
I should have asked for more details, but all I could think about was how priceless it would be to see the look on Sierra’s face when she saw this.
I just needed to figure out the best way to present it to her.
Invite her out for a drink? Oh! Or maybe show it to her with Joe in the room too.
That way I’d get to see both their faces.
Two for the price of one. I started giggling again just thinking about it.
I just wanted to sing and dance and scream.
And lie down. My body so badly wanted to plank.
Maybe it was because my arms were so heavy.
Would Tanner mind if I planked right now on this counter?
Probably not… More importantly, why had I never thought to spit Joe’s cum in his face? I kind of wanted to watch it again.
“This is so amazing,” I said as I looked down at the flash drive.
“I can’t believe you got this footage for me.
I freaking love you.” The second I said it, I clapped my hand over my mouth.
Shit! Why did I say that to him? Yes, it was the truth.
But we’d only been dating for 24 hours. I couldn’t drop the L-bomb that fast!
Only psychos did that! “I mean…I don’t love you love you.
I love you as in…love ya’, bro. Buddy old pal. ” I lightly punched his arm.
He gave me a funny look.
Oh God. What had I just done? Before he could say anything, I jumped off my chair and ran out of the room. But my brain was so foggy that I forgot we were on a boat. As I flipped over the railing and fell three stories into the Hudson River, I realized that the Kool-Aid had been spiked.