The Myth, The Man, The Legend - Dad Chat
As Read By: Siri Via Dom’s Car
Dom:
You’ve officially moved up the chain from Dad Best Friend to Only Best Friend status.
Dad:
I’m honored by this development. Who do I owe a fruit basket for screwing up?
Dom:
It’s hard to pinpoint when they’re all at fault.
Dad:
But seriously is everything okay?
Dom:
Fantasmical, bombastic, or as our forefathers might say, the bees knees.
Dad:
These fits of dramatics come
from your mother’s side.
Dom:
Liar GIF
Dad:
Me? Never. Just call me Honest Abe.
Dom:
No one is talking about you, Lincoln. This is about me.
Dad:
Right, proceed with this tale of betrayal.
Dom:
SHE MOVED HERE AND
THEY DIDN’T TELL ME.
Dad:
Whoa. No need to shout.
Dom:
Agree to disagree.
Dad:
So what’s your plan?
Dom:
Convince her she can’t live without me.
Dad:
And what about the girlfriend?
Dom:
Shit. Is it bad that I hope
they broke up?
Dad:
Don’t besmirch your family name. We raised you better.
Dom:
Excellent use of besmirch. I don’t like it but I’ll be a gentleman.