Six & a half
SIX & A HALF
Dahlia
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I would like to RSVP for the wedding on behalf of the Letters & Blooms staff.
Party of four. Chicken for all, please.
Dahlia Foster
P.S. I met the groom in high school. We dated for a while, but it wasn’t meant to be. Looking forward to the big day!
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Dahlia,
What part of “I don’t want to see you at my wedding” was unclear for you?
Don’t embarrass yourself by trying to show up. I will personally ensure that security won’t let you through the doors.
Feel free to get your chicken from the closest KFC.
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Fuck you, Everett.
I’m trying to be cordial, since my mom’s garden IS handling all the arrangements for this ill-fated event.
Speaking of which, I know you’re wealthy and all these days, but spending half a million on flowers is overkill…
P.S. Did you invite any of Carmen’s secret lovers to the wedding? Do they get special seats?
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I don’t remember you being the jealous type when we were together.
How unfortunate.
Nonetheless, how I spend half a million dollars is none of your business. But since I spent that on a new car last week, I think I’ll be fine.
P.S. Carmen doesn’t have any “secret lovers” because she would never cheat on me.
She isn’t you .