Theo
ME:
Meet Larry.
TRIN:
OMG IS THAT A BUNNY?!??!
brYNNE:
Named Larry?
ME:
Scout picked the name
brYNNE:
It’s perfect.
He’s adorable.
ME:
Yeah, SHE is
TRIN:
Wait. Larry is a girl?
Omg I love that kid
WILLOW:
Did you get her from Kenny?
ME:
How’d you know?
WILLOW:
He brought a few bunnies to the bakery yesterday morning asking if we wanted to buy them.
He was bummed when we took the honey and sent him away with his bunnies
ME:
You stole his honey?
Sheriff!!!
Thief!!
WILLOW:
He sells us honey lol
He’s like a millionaire or something
ME:
Are we talking about the same man?
WILLOW:
Yep.
TRIN:
How do you not know who Kenny is?
ME:
Why would I know who he is?
brYNNE:
Literally everyone knows Kenny
ME:
Omg.
I didn’t
Why is this a thing right now?
RONAN:
Cute rabbit.
TRIN:
Let’s talk housewarming party
I have almost everything ready
ME:
Great.
TRIN:
I need more money tho…
ME:
How much?
TRIN:
$300
*You sent Trin $300*
brYNNE:
Can I say I need money and you send me some too?
ME:
If you do something for me first, Red
brYNNE:
Like what?
TRIN:
Omg stop hitting on my friend
brYNNE:
He wasn’t hitting on me.
ME:
I wasn’t hitting on her.
RONAN:
It sounded like you were…
ME:
Literally fuck off bro
WILLOW:
Can I have money too?
ME:
Why is everyone asking me for money????
RONAN:
Your fault.
WILLOW:
I’m just kidding.
Unless you want to send me some…
I won’t complain
brYNNE:
Same
I’ll take ten thousand.
ME:
What could you possibly need ten grand for?
brYNNE:
Wouldn’t you like to know, Playboy.
ME:
Yeah I would
That’s why I’m asking.
brYNNE:
Would you really give that to me?
ME:
Depends
brYNNE:
On????
ME:
What it’s for
brYNNE:
To pay off a loan shark from my gambling debts
ME:
I can’t tell if you’re serious.
TRIN:
I’m her loan shark. Just send me the money
ME:
I’m going to put this chat on mute now
TRIN:
Wait!
WAIT!!!
THEO!!!
ME:
What?
TRIN:
Are you going to trivia night with us?
ME:
When?
brYNNE:
Friday
ME:
Will you be there?
brYNNE:
I usually am
ME:
I’ll be there
Can I invite a friend?
TRIN:
You have friends????
brYNNE:
He said “a friend” meaning one.
TRIN:
I can’t believe he has even one friend tbh…
brYNNE:
Same
RONAN:
Who is it?
ME:
Troy Atkins
I ran into him the other day and we’ve been talking
RONAN:
Oh, he’s a good guy.
WILLOW:
His daughter is so sweet
She always asks Gracie if she can work at the bakery when she gets older lol
ME:
Can I invite him?
brYNNE:
Queen Trin?
TRIN:
Is he good at trivia?
ME:
No idea.
TRIN:
Fine.
He may come this once
But if he’s bad or makes us lose he’s banned
ME:
Deal.