Theo
JORDY:
ARCH:
Look at that baby!
He’s a yapper just like Uncle Trent.
TRENT:
I am not a “yapper”
ARCH:
Look at you yappin’ right now.
ME:
You and Carly made the cutest kid
After my own
ARCH:
Speaking of kids…
How are things with yours?
ME:
Fine.
We have a rabbit now
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She’ll kill me if she knew I sent that to you lmao
JORDY:
What is she doing???
ME:
She was trying to make herself look like Larry’s mother to bond with her
ARCH:
You named your rabbit Larry?
ME:
Scout did.
TRENT:
And it’s a girl?
ME:
Again, Scout named her
TRENT:
Cute rabbit.
ARCH:
All these adorable kids are giving me baby fever
TRENT:
Do not knock someone up.
JORDY:
The last thing the world needs is a mini Archer running around.
ARCH:
Okay, that’s offensive
You said the same thing about Theo, and look at him having a mini-me
ME:
She’s not my mini-me
ARCH:
You’re more alike than you realize
TRENT:
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Show this to Scout. It’s a list of better names.
ME:
I am not doing that.
She likes Larry.
TRENT:
Weird name.
ARCH:
Some would argue that Trent is a weird name too
JORDY:
Larry is perfect.
TRENT:
You’re all lying to him.
ARCH:
That’s what friends do
ME:
How often do you lie to me?
JORDY:
As often as you lie to us
ME:
So, never.
ARCH:
L O fucking L
TRENT:
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This is a list of safe foods.
ME:
I know, man. We’ve already looked all this up
TRENT:
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This is the best cage for it.
ME:
Again, we looked it up and got Larry the best we could find
TRENT:
I’ll inspect it at the housewarming party.
ME:
Great.