Theo

JORDY:

ARCH:

Look at that baby!

He’s a yapper just like Uncle Trent.

TRENT:

I am not a “yapper”

ARCH:

Look at you yappin’ right now.

ME:

You and Carly made the cutest kid

After my own

ARCH:

Speaking of kids…

How are things with yours?

ME:

Fine.

We have a rabbit now

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She’ll kill me if she knew I sent that to you lmao

JORDY:

What is she doing???

ME:

She was trying to make herself look like Larry’s mother to bond with her

ARCH:

You named your rabbit Larry?

ME:

Scout did.

TRENT:

And it’s a girl?

ME:

Again, Scout named her

TRENT:

Cute rabbit.

ARCH:

All these adorable kids are giving me baby fever

TRENT:

Do not knock someone up.

JORDY:

The last thing the world needs is a mini Archer running around.

ARCH:

Okay, that’s offensive

You said the same thing about Theo, and look at him having a mini-me

ME:

She’s not my mini-me

ARCH:

You’re more alike than you realize

TRENT:

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Show this to Scout. It’s a list of better names.

ME:

I am not doing that.

She likes Larry.

TRENT:

Weird name.

ARCH:

Some would argue that Trent is a weird name too

JORDY:

Larry is perfect.

TRENT:

You’re all lying to him.

ARCH:

That’s what friends do

ME:

How often do you lie to me?

JORDY:

As often as you lie to us

ME:

So, never.

ARCH:

L O fucking L

TRENT:

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This is a list of safe foods.

ME:

I know, man. We’ve already looked all this up

TRENT:

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This is the best cage for it.

ME:

Again, we looked it up and got Larry the best we could find

TRENT:

I’ll inspect it at the housewarming party.

ME:

Great.

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