Chapter Nine #2
The visit to Almack’s was, as far as Hero was concerned, one of unmixed contentment.
She thought that everyone was very kind, scarcely noticed the cold propriety of Mrs Drummond Burrell’s manners, or the critical stare of Princess Esterhazy.
She could not but be happy with her hand in Sherry’s arm, and if he found an evening spent where dancing and not cards was the order of the day somewhat flat, he was so well pleased with the reception accorded his bride that he even forbore to comment unfavourably to her on the nature of the refreshments.
He magnanimously stayed throughout the proceedings, bore his part in several of the dances, presented Hero to all the most influential persons present, and generally behaved in an exemplary fashion.
On their way home, however, he said that he would take her to something a little more amusing than one of these assemblies, and see how she liked it.
She did not think that she could like anything as well, but she was ready to go anywhere with him, and set forth three or four days later to a masquerade at Covent Garden with every expectation of enjoyment.
And indeed it was, as he had promised, a most entertaining evening, though of a very different character from the sedate assembly at Almack’s.
They went masked, and found a vast rout of people of all sorts and conditions in the Opera House, making a good deal of noise, and apparently enjoying themselves hugely.
Sherry had taken one of the lower boxes for the evening, and after he had danced once or twice with his wife, he led her to the box to partake of a varied supper there, washed down with iced champagne punch.
While they sat over this, the Viscount, rather forgetful of his company, quizzed any woman who took his wandering fancy, levelled his eyeglass at any well-turned ankle, and laughed with his wife over several of the couples within their range of vision.
Hero had no objection to any of this, even pointing out good ankles or particularly neat figures to Sherry, speculating on the identity of various persons, and interestedly learning from her incorrigible husband the signs by which she would in future be able to recognise what he gracefully termed ‘a bit of muslin’.
One of these bits of muslin, who had been watching their box for some time, presently took occasion to stroll past it with such a provocative glance over her shoulder, such an alluring swing of her hips that no gentleman of the Viscount’s mettle could withstand the challenge.
‘I fancy I know that little love-bird!’ he exclaimed.
‘I must discover if she is not Flyaway Nancy, for I’ll lay you a monkey she is, the saucy little piece! ’
With this, he abruptly left Hero’s side to pursue the alluring siren through the press of persons on the floor of the vast house. Hero thought this a very good joke, and sat watching his audacious advances to the suddenly coy damsel, her eyes dancing through the slits of her mask.
All at once she found that she was no longer alone in the box, a masked stranger having entered by the simple expedient of climbing over the low partition that railed it off from the floor. She turned in surprise as an arch male voice said in her ear: ‘All by yourself, my dear?’
‘Yes. Who are you?’ asked Hero innocently.
‘Another lonely soul!’ responded the visitor, seating himself unasked in Sherry’s vacant chair and laying an arm along the back of hers. ‘Take pity on me, pretty stranger!’
Hero had at first imagined that the intruder must be someone with whom she was acquainted, but his voice was quite unknown to her, and she did not at all relish the familiarity of his manners.
She said reasonably: ‘You cannot know whether I am pretty or not, sir, and I am perfectly certain that you have not been introduced to me. Please go away!’
He laughed at this. ‘Why, what a prudish little puss! Shall I make myself known to you in form? And if I do, will you tell me what name I may call you by?’
‘No, I won’t,’ said Hero bluntly. ‘And I don’t in the least desire to know yours! Go away!’
‘Naughty puss to show her claws!’ chided her tormentor. ‘Now, why can’t I please you, I wonder? I am sure I shall be pleased with you – when I see you!’
‘You will not see me, and if you don’t immediately leave my box I shall!’ said Hero, sitting very straight in her chair and flushing under her mask.
He slid an arm round her shoulders. ‘No, no, I am persuaded you won’t deny me a sight of your charms!’ he said, fumbling with his free hand at the strings of her mask.
Hero gave an outraged little cry, and struggled to thrust him off.
The Viscount, who was attempting much the same thing as the intrusive stranger, chanced at that moment to glance in the direction of his box.
An oath escaped him; the astonished lady who had been trying very half-heartedly to repulse him found herself suddenly free, and watched in some dudgeon his hasty and impetuous descent on his box.
He vaulted lightly over the partition, plucked the enterprising city buck from his chair, and floored him with what he himself would have called a facer.
‘Oh, thank you, Sherry!’ gasped Hero. ‘I can’t think who he is, but he is a most odious person, and he seems to fancy that I am a bit of muslin! I am so glad you came back!’
This slight fracas had naturally attracted a good deal of attention from the near-by loungers. ‘Damn!’ said Sherry, perceiving this. ‘I’m sorry, Kitten: it was all my fault! Get out of my box, you, if you don’t wish to be thrown out on your – on your ear!’
The city buck, having picked himself up, and had time to measure the size and style of his assailant, muttered something that might have been an apology, and slid out by way of the door, leaving a front tooth on the floor of the box.
Sherry sat down in his chair again, rubbing his knuckles.
‘Broken my hand on his bone-box,’ he said cheerfully.
‘Don’t pay any heed to those gaping gudgeons, Kitten!
I oughtn’t to have left you. Keep on forgetting I’m a married man! He didn’t hurt you, did he?’
‘Oh no!’ responded Hero. ‘I think he was a trifle foxed. He only wanted to see my face, but I didn’t at all see why he should. Is that a trifle? Please, I would like some. And perhaps a little more of this nice cold drink. Was it Flyaway Nancy?’
‘Kitten,’ said the Viscount warmly, ‘you’re the best wife I ever thought to have, ’pon my soul you are! Here’s to you, brat!’
‘Well, I am sure you are quite the best husband, Sherry,’ said Hero, turning pink with pleasure.
‘I’m not,’ said his lordship, with unwonted humility. ‘And nine women out of ten would be swooning all over the box after what happened, and reproaching me all the way home! I’ll tell you what: I’m glad I married you. It wasn’t what I set out to do, but it answers famously. I thought it would.’
‘Oh, Sherry!’ sighed Hero, deeply moved.
He refilled her glass. ‘I couldn’t have brought the Incomparable to a Covent Garden Masquerade, that’s certain,’ he observed. ‘Come to think of it, I suppose I ought not to have brought you either.’
‘What, just because that stupid creature tried to take my mask off? What stuff, Sherry! I am enjoying myself excessively!’
‘You’re a good girl,’ he informed her. ‘Dashed if I don’t rent a box at the opera for you after all!’
This generous concession cast Hero into gratified transports, but, as ill-fortune would have it, was the cause of a speedy fall from favour in her husband’s eyes.
The box acquired through the kind offices of Lady Sefton, Hero lost no time in putting in an appearance at the Italian Opera.
She bought a new dress for the occasion, and, the dowager having reluctantly disgorged the family jewels, wore the pearl set, which included a very pretty tiara.
Having persuaded Sherry to make one of the opera party, she invited Mr Ringwood and Mrs Hoby to join them.
Nothing could have been more auspicious than the start of the evening.
The Viscount was pleased to see his bride in such looks; and Hero was always happy to have him at her side.
In addition to this felicity, she had all the comfort of being able to bow and wave to acquaintances in other parts of the house, for thanks to several parties, assemblies, and morning calls, she was now a fair way towards knowing a great many of the people who made up the world of fashion.
This was certainly an advantage, and she could not help contrasting her appearance to-night with the one she had made on the first night of her marriage, when she had not been able to recognise one face in the whole of the audience.
She was pleased to have Mr Ringwood seated beside her, for she felt him to be quite one of her best friends; and judging from his frequent bursts of laughter, and a certain bright look in his angelic blue eyes, her cousin was contriving to keep Sherry well amused.
It was during the ballet that the unfortunate incident occurred.
Absorbed in the first display of dancing she had seen, Hero sat leaning a little forward in the box, her eyes taking in every detail of what was going on behind the footlights.
They did not fail to mark the pronounced attention being paid to her box by a neat little dancer with a roguish twinkle in her eyes, and a dimple that peeped beside her inviting mouth.
Forgetting her surroundings, and Sherry’s stern reminders to her to guard her unwary tongue, she turned impulsively towards him, and said in the most innocent way across Mr Ringwood: ‘Oh, Sherry, is that your opera-dancer?’