Chapter 7 Kit Thorne Operation Files Felix Reconnaissance
Kit Thorne: Operation Files: Felix Reconnaissance
Operation Christmas, Part A (or How to Appear like a Violent Freak in Front of Priya’s New Girlfriend and Your Mate)
TARGET: Felix Ch?ng (Codename: Magpie)
PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: Deliver wrapped Christmas gift (blue light glasses) to target during kitchen assistance invitation.
CRITICAL INCIDENT: Intelligence emerged regarding hostile romantic competitor (known to Operative as “Wren from the coffee shop”). Operative experienced catastrophic emotional response involving a knife and the dining table. Original gift-delivery protocol abandoned.
AMENDED TACTICS: Anonymous placement on target’s desk during ghost distraction window.
OUTCOME: Mission technically successful. Gift deployed undetected.
OPERATIONAL NOTES: Priya discovered placement operation. Cover blown. Priya suggested tactics for new mission. See below.
Operation Christmas, Part B (or The Worst Christmas Eve of Your Life, Part Two)
OBJECTIVE: Ensure target’s safe passage home from the group trip to the pub via personal accompaniment. Utilise Christmas Eve transport chaos as tactical justification.
INTEL: Priya confirmed no available ride-sharing services. Target would require walking escort to Battersea Park residence.
TACTICAL ERROR: Operative consumed excessive alcohol for “Dutch courage.” Repeat: EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION.
MISSION FAILURE: Target departed pub undetected while operative was… indisposed. Complete loss of visual contact.
OUTCOME: CATASTROPHIC MISSION FAILURE
LESSONS LEARNT: Alcohol impairs surveillance capabilities. Target possesses superior stealth skills when motivated to avoid social interaction.
RECOMMENDATION: Sobriety essential for future escort operations.
Notes:
Immediate Action Required: Master basic social interaction skills before attempting further romantic reconnaissance
Intelligence Gathering: Establish whether hostile competitor, “Wren,” has succeeded in his mission objectives
Final Objective: Locate courage from unknown current whereabouts and deploy in conversation with target lasting minimum five minutes without operative fleeing scene