Regents After Dark
Finn
You lads will never guess who was at Noah’s wedding.
Cameron
Who?
Callum
Even I’m intrigued now. Spill.
Finn
Katherine—AKA, Archie’s neighbour.
Cameron
What?! You took her as your date?
Archie
Believe it or not, it was a total coincidence.
Wade
Again. That’s a LOT of coincidences, mate.
Finn
And they were getting cozy too.
Archie
*eye-roll emoji* We just talked. She was in the wedding party as Grace’s maid of honour, that’s all.
Cameron
Still pretty bizarre.
Wade
Had you seen her since you got back from Uganda?
Archie
Barely. But yeah, it is weird. Kind of scared for my life now. I already almost died. What’s next? For some reason, we keep ending up in the same place. At this rate, my next stop will be the A&E.
Finn
Is this your way of blowing off our first training of the season? Because I don’t think it’s going to work.
Wade
Agreed. Highly doubt it.
Cameron
He’s got a point, though. It’s like something straight out of a book. Keep us updated on your next “impromptu” meeting, bro.
Archie
I will. And if you don’t hear from me… you’ll know who to ask.
Finn
Yeah, sure. Anyway—how’d the date go, Cam?
Callum
Another one?
Cameron
How did you even find out?
Finn
Fallon told me.
Cameron
Well, more of the same. She ordered a ￡100 steak, told me she was “basically vegan,” and spent the rest of the night texting her ex.
Wade
Classy. Did she at least enjoy the steak?
Cameron
She sent it back. Twice.
Finn
Lad, at this point, you’re not dating—you’re stress-testing restaurants.
Archie
Maybe that can be your retirement gig. Restaurant critic.
Cameron
I’ll keep that in mind.