Chapter 27
ZARA
FAMALAM WhatsApp Group
Bella
MUM, WHO IS THAT MAN IN YOUR PHOTOS?
Zara
The man who runs the retreat. His name is Ben.
Bella
He looks 2 young for you.
Mike
Looking wifey.
Zara
Jay
FFS your children are in this chat.
Mike:
Zara
Jay
I hate you both. I’m leaving.
Bella
HOW DO YOU BOTH KNOW WHAT THOSE SYMBOLS MEAN?
Zara
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?
Bella
WHY ARE YOU IN A BIKINI ON SOCIAL MEDIA WITH SOME THIRST TRAP BLOKE WHO IS HALF YOUR AGE?
Zara
Louis
Wait, is Mum not back yet?
JESS
Dean
Look at you with your tan lines. I approve xx
Finished a whole book today too.
I also approve. I love how you look in all these photos, my beautiful wife xx
Do you want holiday gossip? I think there’s something going on between Ben and Chloe.
Ben the man who runs it and Chloe the pretty architect?
Yep. I think I heard them have sex earlier.
was it drunk sex?
It was enthusiastic…
Well, as long as you don’t fall for his charms.
Never. I have that dildo, remember? I sent you that pic.
I loved opening that in the middle of Tesco Have you had a go?
Maybe.
Well, maybe next time send me a picture of that.
DEAN! Def don’t open that pic in Tesco.
I’d be banned. I dare you though. Love you
Love you more x