Chapter Thirty-Four
WELCOME TO THE LANDING PAD
Community Updates From The Hart’s Landing Gazette (Online Edition)
PSA: The Curb Appeal Society reported several violations over the weekend. Please be advised:
?? Garden hoses should be wound neatly,
not thrown in a pile.
?? Boats and Jet Skis may not remain parked in driveways for more than three days.
Comment by ANONYMOUS AXE GOD: Do we have a policy on garden gnomes?
Comment by CASBetsy: Thank you for asking. Gnomes and other fanciful ornamentation should not exceed twelve inches in height.
Comment by ANONYMOUS AXE GOD: What about flamingoes? Can I flock on my lawn?
Comment by CASBetsy: Another wonderful question! We ask that residents adhere to native bird species when selecting avian-themed lawn ornamentation.
Comment by ANONYMOUS AXE GOD: Thank flock.
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Comment by ANONYMOUS AXE GOD: @GazetteMod go flock yourself.
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Police blotter: Residents reported more explicit drawings chalked on the riverside path. Persons with information about the identity of the perpetrator(s) should contact Detective Samuels at samuelsf@.
EVENTS: All are welcome to join the Diner Detectives next Tuesday morning at 10 a.m. at Ernie’s Diner. Prodigal resident and arson suspect Mila Ferguson has agreed to be interviewed.