43. Dalton

FORTY-THREE

DALTON

WHY AM I SWOONING OVER FICTIONAL CONVERSATIONS?!?

Me:

What’s the point of living with my girlfriend if I can never find her?

Sunshine:

We were just in bed together.

I’m panic-packing in my room.

Me:

*Guest room

Your room is the same as my room. In fact, while you panic pack, move the rest of your shit over

BTW It’s going to be fine

Sunshine:

Easy for you to say. You’re not the one bringing a white boy to a family party.

Shouldn’t you be on the ice?

Me:

Snuck my phone into the rink

Send me a picture of you in our bed…

Without clothes. The way I left you this morning...

Sunshine:

Get back to practice!

I swear, if Monroe trades me to another team because you’re sexting me…

Me:

I’d follow you.

I told you. I’m keeping you.

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