His Temporary Wife (The Brides of Sunflower Falls #2)

Texts

texts

BACK IN JUNE, AFTER THE SUNFLOWER FALLS START OF SUMMER FEST

TONY

Hey Melody. It’s Tony.

MELODY

As my phone indicates since you were the one who put your number in.

Are you sure you’re not stalking me?

TONY

You were the one who handed me your phone.

MELODY

I was drunk.

TONY

I hung out with you for over four hours before then and all I saw you drinking was water.

MELODY

Could have been vodka.

TONY

If that was vodka, your liver needs to be gifted to science for its magical anti-drunk properties.

MELODY

…

Did you have a reason for texting other than to annoy me?

TONY

Yes. I decided on a property. I want you to do a final walk through with me.

MELODY

You realize I’m in bed, right?

This could have waited until the morning.

TONY

Let’s go back to you being in bed.

MELODY

TONY

I’m currently wearing boxers with SpongeBob on them. How about you?

MELODY

We are not having this conversation. I’m going to sleep. Email the office in the morning. I might reply. Or I might sic my puppy and her siblings on you. Who knows?

TONY

I’m going to marry you.

MELODY

:changes contact name to Mr. Delulu: