Texts
texts
MELODY
I’m watching Undercover Immortal.
Which I haven’t done since it first aired.
TONY
:clutches chest:
You haven’t watched my magnum opus since it first aired? I thought you were a fan.
MELODY
I didn’t want to ruin the memory in case it didn’t hold up.
It does…mostly…for the record.
TONY
I’ll be sure to frame this conversation for display on the refrigerator.
MELODY
…
Be honest with me.
TONY
About anything.
MELODY
You wished you could have sparkled, too. Right?
TONY
Sparkling would have been a bad idea since I was supposed to be undercover and all.
MELODY
That’s not a direct answer. You promised to be honest.
TONY
Fine.
…
Super secret pinky swear you won’t ever tell anyone?
MELODY
I’m waiting.
TONY
Yes. I wish I had sparkled.