Chapter 1 The Nurse’s Call
After the car accident, I woke up in the hospital.
My heart was filled with regret!
Why did I have to eat that starch sausage!
If I hadn't eaten it, the kid playing behind me wouldn't have pushed me and made me choke.
If I hadn't choked, I wouldn't have stumbled onto the crosswalk and become a human projectile!
Regret!
But when I looked at the quiet and gentle wife by my bedside, I couldn't help showing a silly grin.
Getting such a beautiful wife for free—pretty nice!
The happiness lasted less than two seconds before the nurse came to call me for a check-up and shouted.
"Xiao Miao, come out for your check-up."
Xiao Miao!!!
Wasn't that the cannon fodder from the little yellow novel I read before sleeping?
I looked at my wife by the bed and called out shakily, "Xu Nian?"
Xu Nian tilted her head and looked at me. "What's wrong, Husband?"
The sky collapsed!
In the original story, Xu Nian was Xiao Miao's senior in college with a messy private life and got pregnant.
Forced by circumstances, she found the honest guy Xiao Miao, who had crushed on her for ages, to take responsibility.
If the two of them had lived well together, it would have been happy and fulfilling.
But this wasn't a romance novel!
This was a little yellow novel!
So Xu Nian and Xiao Miao's married life was... extremely exciting!
First, the newly moved neighbor, the dark-skinned boxer, launched a heavy attack on the honest guy Xiao Miao.
They did it on the sofa, in the kitchen, even next to the drunk Xiao Miao.
While moving, they still asked, "Am I better, or is your husband better?"
When I read that part, I couldn't help but complain.
Who could be better than you? You're basically his daddy!
Later, Xiao Miao made a mistake at work, and the boss who had long set his eyes on his wife stepped in to help.
To thank him, Xiao Miao invited the boss home for dinner.
And invited the wolf into the house!
You thought that was it?
There was something even more twisted!
Xu Nian's long-suppressed foster brother returned from abroad and learned that his precious sister not only got married but also had a child.
He originally wanted to keep protecting her, but he accidentally saw the sandwich Oreo scene.
His worldview shattered, and the man turned twisted.
Imprisonment, forced love, marking—everything played out.
Two people's world was already crowded enough. Five people was simply too much.
Luckily, as the honest husband, I knew nothing.
I continued living in blissful ignorance.
When I read it, I didn't feel anything special—the amount of meat was even quite satisfying.
Now that I was in it myself, my injured head felt hot, and my vision went black.
"Husband! Husband, what's wrong with you!"