12. FR THO?
CHAPTER 12
FR THO?
Jessa: I’m sorry. Married?
Cass: With a license and a ring and everything.
Jessa: To Wilder.
Cass. Yes.
Jessa: Who has a secret child?
Cass: Who I’ve agreed to stepmother. Also yes.
Jessa: This is mad. Absolutely mental.
Cass: Batshit insane.
Jessa: That bloody liar. All this time and he never told you. I was sure he was going to object at the wedding. He had a look on his face I didn’t like. But Henry spoke up first.
Cass: Is it bad that I kind of wish Wilder had instead? Then I could have maybe avoided the brand of humiliation I ended up with. It would have been so much more badass to have two husbands.
Jessa: lol.
Jessa: Speaking of liars, HOW DID YOU NEVER TELL ME YOU MARRIED WILDER IN LAS VEGAS?
Cass: I knowwwwww. I know. It was our secret, something just for him and me. This one little night that felt like a dream I could keep with me for always. I never told anyone. He didn’t either.
Jessa: This is truly bonkers. I think I’m in shock.
Cass: Same. A couple of hours ago, I was ready and willing to fling my brains out with him like you suggested, consequences be damned. Now? I have never been less attracted to him.
Jessa: I find that hard to imagine lol. There isn’t even an eensy weensy part of this grand plan that’s excited by the prospect of sharing a bed with Wilder?
Cass: I’m not. I’m mad as hell at him, Jess. Truly, this is about that little girl and her wellbeing. It’s about a man and his daughter and my role in reuniting them. Past that, Wilder can go fuck himself.
A moment passes, Jessa’s text bubble appearing and disappearing as she starts and stops typing.
Jessa: Tell me what you need from me, darling. How can I best help?
Cass: Well, I’m very much stuck in this situation—I can’t get out without knocking over the house of cards. So I think I need your support most of all.
Jessa: Then it’s yours. Starting right now—I’m coming over. How much booze should I bring?
Cass: All of it.
Jessa: haha done. I love you, darling.
Cass: Love you too. See you in a minute.
Jessa: