The Devil You Know
The Devil You Know
MATT: I’m home.
KAI: Thanks for letting me know. I wish you would’ve let us call Vass’s mum to pick you up.
MATT: It’s all good. I couldn’t have her come just for me. Are you staying there much longer?
KAI: Yes, I think so. Vass is having fun. Obi and I are just chilling.
MATT: Cool. Enjoy the rest of your night then. And try not to communicate with any demons.
KAI: It’s too late for that. I’m already talking to you!
MATT: Do you think you and Obi will have sex tonight?
KAI: No, not tonight.
MATT: You sure? He was all over you before.
KAI: Yes, I’m sure. Why? Is that the real reason you left? You jealous?
MATT: You wish I was jealous! No, it was the tarot cards, like I said.
They freaked me out. Especially the one with the devil on.
That’s definitely against my religion.
KAI: What about being gay? And how is the devil on a tarot card any different from the devil emoji?
MATT: I don’t know. It just is. No offense to SG and Obi’s friends but there’s something off-key about them. If it looks like a coven, calls itself a coven, and does spooky shit like a coven, then it’s probably a coven.
KAI: I see what you’re saying. They’re different to the people you’re used to, but I think they’re harmless, like Obi says. We get lots of customers like them on Mum’s market stall.
MATT: Ah! I see how it is now. You’re trying to drum up business for your mum’s stall?
KAI: I might have mentioned it. Two of them said they’d come by tomorrow.
MATT: But you’re not in the market for Obi’s dick tonight?
KAI: Bye!
MATT: