Chapter Forty-One
Forty-one
We have carpet.
Brand-new red carpet all over the flat, except in my bedroom, which already had pink carpet, and in the kitchen and the bathroom, which both have a new floor with a name all of its own.
It’s called lino, and I like to skid across it in my socks.
Maggie says the carpet is red so that I can practice being a film star, but for now my favorite thing to do is to slide all the way down the stairs from the flat to the shop on my bottom.
John laughs at me and does it, too, yelling he’s going to race me down the apples and pears.
He does that a lot, makes up silly rhymes that mean something else.
Apples and pears means “stairs.” Dog and bone means “phone.” Sometimes I don’t know what he’s talking about, like when he says brown bread—we only ever eat white.
Maggie looks over the banister at us racing down the stairs and takes a picture on John’s camera.
“Eejits,” she says, but she smiles, so it’s okay.
I hear her put on the TV upstairs, leaving John and me laughing, but then there is a knock on the outside door and we both jump.
It is Sunday. It is always just the three of us on Sundays, unless we go to the pub to see Uncle Michael, and we’re not going there today because John says we need to lie low.
I thought that might mean sleeping on the floor or something, but Maggie said it means something different without telling me what that was.
There is a tall basket at the bottom of the stairs next to the outside door, and we keep umbrellas in it.
There are also golf clubs, and a baseball bat, even though we don’t play either of those things.
John picks up the bat before pushing me behind him, then moves closer to the door. “Who is it?”
“It’s Mrs. Singh,” says a voice outside, and I recognize the sound of the beautiful woman from the corner shop, with her brown skin and red spot. John opens the door a little, still holding the bat out of sight behind him.
“How can I help?”
“Someone has left something outside your shop, and I thought you should know.” She sounds sorry, but I’m not sure what for.
John leans out of the doorway and stares at something that I cannot see.
“What is it?” I ask, but he doesn’t answer.
“What is it?” Maggie asks, like a grown-up echo. She has reappeared at the top of the staircase, and I know he won’t ignore her; nothing makes her more cross.
John’s mouth opens but the words don’t come out at first, as though they got stuck. Then he takes the cigarettes he gave up giving up from his pocket and lights one. It seems to help him speak again.
“It’s a box.”
Maggie comes down the stairs superfast. “Well, open it.”
John thanks Mrs. Singh and brings the box inside, dragging it through to the betting shop, where there is more room. It’s large and looks very heavy. He takes a penknife from his pocket, cuts the cardboard, and lifts the lid right off.
Maggie’s face turns white and cross. “Go upstairs,” she says in my direction, but I don’t move, I want to see what it is.
“I said, go upstairs!” She pushes me. She seems very upset all of a sudden.
I start to walk away, slowly, and when I turn back, I see an empty white coffin.
Not a big one, like I’ve seen at funerals; this one is about the same size as me.