Chapter 4 #2
“It’s fine.” I wave a hand in the air, like Tristan’s nasty comments don’t affect me.
I truly wish they didn’t. So I focus on how often I’ll have to see my brother’s morning wood if he continues to wander around in his underpants.
It’s too early for humiliation tears. I clear my throat and smile at Hemi.
“I’m Rix, Flip’s younger sister. I had a roommate situation, so I’m staying here until I find a new place. And a new job. It’s been a week.”
“Oh, God.” She presses her hand to her chest. “Living with these two must be hellish.”
“My previous roommates were slightly worse, which is saying something.”
“You poor, poor thing.” She crosses over and hugs me, whispering, “Tristan is always a dick of the first order. Just ignore him.”
“I know. He and Flip have been besties since elementary school. I’m used to this. Well, I had an eight-year break from it, and I can’t say I’ve really missed his brand of assholery, but there’s comfort in familiarity, isn’t there?”
She squeezes my arms. “That roommate situation must have been a real nightmare.”
“They struggled with boundaries, and it got a little harass-y at the end when they kept trying to convince me to have a threesome.”
“Oh wow, that’s…” She glances over her shoulder at Tristan.
“Just another day in a pro hockey player’s life?” I supply.
“They learn over time that their actions have consequences,” Hemi says.
“Seems to be a lesson Flip isn’t all that interested in.”
As if on cue, a girl-woman with mascara raccoon eyes comes sashaying out of Flip’s bedroom. She freezes when she sees us and tries to disappear back inside, but he blocks the way.
“Don’t worry, sweetie, we’re not the angry girlfriends,” Hemi says. “I’m their PR manager, and this is Phillip’s sister.” She gives my arm an affectionate squeeze, like we’re good friends, not two women who met five minutes ago. Awkwardly at that.
“Oh.” The woman slaps a hand to her chest. She’s wearing an altered Madden jersey that fits like a dress, and she’s carrying a pair of four-inch ice blue sparkly heels. Her hair looks like it’s been through a storm. “I thought this was about to get super awkward.”
Hemi smiles, and I wave.
“Your brother is like, wow.” She does jazz hands and makes a weird face.
“And now it’s getting awkward,” I say with a stiff smile.
Hemi coughs into her elbow.
“I’ve already ordered you an Uber. Just give them an address. Thanks for a fun night.” Flip ushers her to the door—he’s now wearing shorts, thankfully—and follows her into the hall.
The door closes behind him.
“That was entertaining,” Tristan says.
“Zip it, Stiles. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. You’re as bad as he is. See the video that was posted a few days ago for details,” Hemi snaps.
“There were shots involved.”
“I know. You were consuming them out of a woman’s orifice for the world to see.”
I choke on my coffee.
Tristan throws his hands in the air. “It was her navel! You make it sound like I was sucking vodka out of her pussy!”
“How do we know you weren’t? Being his wingman makes you as bad as he is.
You don’t just condone the behavior, Tristan.
You engage in debauchery with him.” She struts to the side table, picks up the tray of coffees, and brings them to the island, passing me one.
“This was for Phillip, but since he can’t respect my time, it’s yours.
It’s one of those caramel things, so it’s heavy on the sugar. ”
“At this point I’d drink it out of spite, but I actually like those.” I pry the lid off and pour it into my half-empty coffee mug. It’s like a bowl, so the entire cup fits, but I leave a few mouthfuls behind. Enough that Flip can have a taste of what he’s missing for being such a player.
Flip knocks on the front door. Tristan takes a step toward it, but Hemi points a finger at him. “Don’t you dare.” She makes Flip knock twice more before she opens it herself.
When Hemi finally swings it wide, she makes a face. “Oh, God, you smell like used condoms and ass.”
“Sounds about right,” Flip says with a grin. “She was fun.”
“Seriously, man, Beat is right here. ” Tristan points at me with both arms.
I don’t understand why he would insult me one second and defend me the next.
“She doesn’t care. Right, Rix?” Flip says.
I sip his delicious coffee, which I would not be drinking if he hadn’t said yes to me crashing here. I still needle him though. “I guess as long as you don’t get on my case when I bring a guy back here and have excessively loud sex, it’s fine.”
Tristan’s head snaps in my direction. I avoid looking at him. I don’t want to see his reaction.
Flip wrinkles his nose. “You can’t bring guys back here.”
“Why not?” I wouldn’t bring a guy here for many reasons, but my brother doesn’t need to know that.
He motions to the loft. “You don’t have a door. Or walls.”
“I’m super aware, thanks. And as nice as it was for you to put up a curtain, it’s not soundproof.” I motion to the hanging duvet.
“I didn’t do that,” Flip says.
Tristan is suddenly busy looking for a coffee mug, despite the cup Hemi brought him.
“Oh.” I didn’t expect that, especially not with all the shot-taking this morning. “Thanks?”
“It’s as much for me as it is for you.” And he’s back to looking annoyed.
“Phillip, please do us all a favor and shower and change. We need to discuss how to save your endorsement campaign with milk.”
“Wait, what?”
“They aren’t in love with your reputation right now, and frankly, neither am I.” She points at the bathroom.
He trudges past her and disappears inside, closing the door.
“Are you hungry, Hemi? I was about to make breakfast hash,” I offer.
“Breakfast hash? What’s that?”
“Shredded potatoes, chopped peppers and onions, sausage, ham, and bacon, and it’s topped with two eggs any style, shredded cheese if you like, and fresh chopped tomatoes.”
“That sounds amazing.”
“I’ll take that as a yes. Tristan, if you can be nice for twenty minutes, I’ll even feed your surly ass.” Even if the curtain was more for him than me, it was still nice, and I am staying in his place. This is my way of showing gratitude.
He nods. “I’ll try my best.”
“Let’s hope it’s good enough.” I pull ingredients from the fridge. I chopped and prepared most of it yesterday so it would be easy to throw together this morning. And I already made a fruit platter because my brother’s typical breakfast seems to be sugary cereal.
By the time Flip is done with his shower, the hash is nearly ready. I crack the eggs into the pan, letting them fry while I plate the hash, sprinkle it with shredded cheddar, and top it with eggs and chopped tomatoes.
“Damn, it smells good in here.” Flip peers over my shoulder. “Is that what I think it is?”
“Grandma Madden’s breakfast hash.”
“I haven’t had this in years. Thanks, Rix.” He gives me a side hug.
I smile. “I enjoy cooking for other people. It’s kind of my happy place.” I set the fruit platter on the table, and everyone digs in.
“Shit. This is delicious,” Tristan mumbles with his hand in front of his mouth. His gaze lifts to mine, and for a second I don’t understand his expression. It’s almost…longing? But that doesn’t make sense. He says something else that sounds either like he’s repeating himself or I missed this .
Grandma Madden’s breakfast hash was one of the first things I learned how to make. It was usually mostly potatoes and leftover meat I’d squirreled away. Sometimes I’d get up extra early on the weekend if Flip and Tristan had a game and help my mom make it for them.
“It really is. And so much better than the donuts and stale pizza these two usually eat,” Hemi says.
“So what’s this about my milk endorsement being at risk?” Flip asks. He glances at the take-out cups beside Tristan and Hemi. “Is there a coffee for me?”
“I gave it to someone who values my time more than you do.”
“Here, I saved you a little.” I pass him the mostly empty take-out cup.
“I deserve that.” He finishes what’s left in one gulp and goes back to shoveling food into his face.
“They’re hosting a charity event, and it’s family friendly, but your current behavior isn’t in line with their mission,” Hemi says.
Flip stops shoveling food into his face long enough to ask, “What does that mean?”
“It means they don’t want to use someone who appears as though he has no respect for family values,” she explains.
“How does my prolific sex life mean I have no respect for family values?”
“You slept with someone’s wife this summer, Phillip,” she reminds him.
“She said they were divorced.”
Hemi purses her lips. “You dropped her off at her house, and her husband was mowing the lawn.”
“I sure as hell mowed her lawn,” Flip mumbles.
“She has two kids, Phillip.” Hemi looks appropriately unimpressed.
“Seriously, Flip? Where the hell is your moral compass?” I’m flabbergasted.
Tristan gives him a disgusted look. “You want to sleep with every single bunny in the world, that’s on you, but as someone whose mom left to shack up with one of her colleagues, maybe leave the married women alone.”
Now I’m back to feeling bad for Tristan.
Flip raises his hands. “I’ll stay away from the married ones and dial it back.”
“And no more videos,” Hemi adds. “I can’t help you if you keep posting your antics for the world to see.
And stop letting these women take selfies with you while you’re sleeping.
You’ll have your own hashtag soon if you’re not careful.
” She points her fork at Tristan. “That goes for you, too. You two are magic on the ice, but off it you’re a PR nightmare.
Take responsibility for your actions.” She sighs.
“Okay, lecture over. I need you two to get dressed. Business casual.”
“What for?” Flip asks.
“You’re serving lunch at a retirement home. Vander Zee’s grandmother lives there, and it’s her ninetieth birthday. You’ll serve sandwiches and cake, and we’ll take some photos and post to socials so fans see you doing something other than making out with women in bars.”
They grumble but shovel in the last few bites of their breakfast hash and Tristan puts their plates in the dishwasher. Flip disappears into his bedroom, but Tristan pauses on the way to his.
He rubs the back of his neck and meets my eyes for a moment. “Thanks for breakfast, Bea.”
“You’re welcome.”
I wait until his bedroom door closes before I turn to Hemi. “Your job is wild.”
“It is. Most of the time, I love it. But these two need to get their heads out of their asses. Anyway, you said something about needing a job. Do you design meal plans for athletes? I know a few guys on the team who would love the help.”
“Oh. No. I just like to cook. I’m actually an accountant.
” It’s a stable job with options for growth, and I spent four years getting a degree to do it.
Right now I’m happy that I get to cook for more than myself, and that I have a stocked fridge to work with.
It’s so much easier to plan meals with a full veggie crisper.
“Really? That’s so cool. No offense, but you seem young to have a degree.”
“I finished school in May. I had a job at a firm, but it wasn’t the right fit.” That is true.
She nods. “Most of our players use our recommended firm for financial management and planning. I’d be happy to see if they have any openings.”
“Really? That would be amazing.”
“Great. Why don’t we exchange numbers? I’ll reach out to my contact and see if they’re hiring, or if they know anyone who is.”
We exchange numbers, and she sends me a message right away.
“Thanks, Hemi. I appreciate it.”
“No problem. Let me know if I can do anything else to help.”
Normally I don’t like to use my brother’s career to further my own, but the sooner I get a job, the sooner I can get out of here. Even if that means I’m back to cooking for one.