BRNO’S BEST #1

?íma

official business. bracket is out. Mexico is next. win that and we get the winner of Italy-Austria

Novotny

Austria is beatable

Polá?ek

you have never beaten Austria at anything. you lost to an Austrian at darts in Ostrava

Novotny

that man was a professional. nobody disclosed this

Mare?

if it’s Italy, the quarterfinal has a strong winger in it. Ková?. professional opinion

Ková?

wait him out. he gets bored before I do

?íma

a threat. the man scouts like he texts

Hájek

we were two tables away from half their squad tonight and nobody is discussing it? they walked into our smokehouse like an away kit commercial

Novotny

OUR smokehouse. we’ve been in this country two weeks and Hájek has annexed a restaurant

Mare?

technically it’s my smokehouse. I have nod privileges

?íma

Mare? has borrowed nod privileges. multiple teams in this city and our centre-back has the food access of a mayor

Polá?ek

the brisket was a serious experience. I want that noted

?íma

noted. also noted: Ková? went silent when Italy arrived. one minute he’s talking sausage, then the door opens and he becomes mute

Ková?

I was eating. some of us respect the meat

?íma

sure

Hájek

he respected it with the face of a man being extradited

Ková?

also. day fifteen of the egg investigation. no progress. the eggs are hiding something and the kitchen is protecting them

Mare?

let the eggs go, Ková?

Ková?

no

Polá?ek

what did the eggs do to you?

Ková?

they know

Novotny

that is not evidence

Ková?

it is to me

?íma

Mexico. sleep, all of you. the chat is closed for tactical reasons

Polá?ek

the chat has never once been closed

?íma

the chat is a concept, Polá?ek. concepts don’t close

Novotny

Austria is still beatable

Polá?ek

sleep before an Austrian hears you

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