BRNO’S BEST #2

?íma

POST-MATCH REPORT. unofficial. unsanctioned. the coaching staff remains unaware of this committee and long may that continue

item one. one nil. controlled only if you define controlled as aging eight years in the final twenty minutes

Mare?

ugly win. beautiful ugly win

?íma

item two. Mare? scored with his head because apparently the tower has decided to become architecture and artillery

Mare?

it was a corner

?íma

it was a civic event

item three. their striker got bored twice. both times Polá?ek was already standing where the boredom led. I want it on the record that Polá?ek defends like he reads minds

Polá?ek

I read body shapes. minds are unreliable

?íma

item four. their winger tried Ková? in the first half and then stopped trying. I have watched a lot of football. I have rarely seen a man retire mid-match

Ková?

he made a business decision

Hájek

ITEM FIVE. mixed zone. someone asks Ková? about marking Valenti and this man says, on camera, with his whole mouth, you have to watch his hips

Novotny

the clip is already called KOVá? KNOWS HIPS. my cousin sent it to me with seven laughing faces

Ková?

it was a technical answer

Mare?

of course

Polá?ek

very technical hips

Ková?

football people understood it

Hájek

football people are the ones making the clip

?íma

small administrative note. GPS flagged somebody for eleven kilometers on foot on a rest day. eleven. the GPS is a snitch and I am not naming names

Ková?

walking is rest

?íma

eleven kilometers is a pilgrimage, Ková?

Mare?

let the man walk. walking is thinking

?íma

Mare? defends him. noted. the tower shelters all who wander beneath it

FINAL ITEM. Italy finished the job tonight. Wednesday it’s them

Hájek

Wednesday it’s Valenti

Ková?

Wednesday it’s eleven problems and you solve the nearest one first

?íma

put it on a shirt

Ková?

put it on the scoreboard. the shirt follows

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