BRNO’S BEST #2
?íma
POST-MATCH REPORT. unofficial. unsanctioned. the coaching staff remains unaware of this committee and long may that continue
item one. one nil. controlled only if you define controlled as aging eight years in the final twenty minutes
Mare?
ugly win. beautiful ugly win
?íma
item two. Mare? scored with his head because apparently the tower has decided to become architecture and artillery
Mare?
it was a corner
?íma
it was a civic event
item three. their striker got bored twice. both times Polá?ek was already standing where the boredom led. I want it on the record that Polá?ek defends like he reads minds
Polá?ek
I read body shapes. minds are unreliable
?íma
item four. their winger tried Ková? in the first half and then stopped trying. I have watched a lot of football. I have rarely seen a man retire mid-match
Ková?
he made a business decision
Hájek
ITEM FIVE. mixed zone. someone asks Ková? about marking Valenti and this man says, on camera, with his whole mouth, you have to watch his hips
Novotny
the clip is already called KOVá? KNOWS HIPS. my cousin sent it to me with seven laughing faces
Ková?
it was a technical answer
Mare?
of course
Polá?ek
very technical hips
Ková?
football people understood it
Hájek
football people are the ones making the clip
?íma
small administrative note. GPS flagged somebody for eleven kilometers on foot on a rest day. eleven. the GPS is a snitch and I am not naming names
Ková?
walking is rest
?íma
eleven kilometers is a pilgrimage, Ková?
Mare?
let the man walk. walking is thinking
?íma
Mare? defends him. noted. the tower shelters all who wander beneath it
FINAL ITEM. Italy finished the job tonight. Wednesday it’s them
Hájek
Wednesday it’s Valenti
Ková?
Wednesday it’s eleven problems and you solve the nearest one first
?íma
put it on a shirt
Ková?
put it on the scoreboard. the shirt follows