Chapter 113
Amelie
I just found out something very interesting...
Baxter
So what if my middle names are Baudelaire Bojangles?! Get over it.
Amelie
OMFG!!! WTF?! Seriously?! That is hilarious! Really?! You’re not winding me up?!
Baxter
Wait, what? That isn’t what you know?
Amelie
We need to talk about that later, but it’s not what I know...
Baxter
See, this is why I don’t do feelings OR friendships! I was caught up in a girl and gave away my secret.
Amelie
Girl? Like an actual living breathing honest to god real life girl that you’re interested in? Now THIS we need to talk about!!! However, I thought you might want to know that I just met my grandmother.
Baxter
I’ll call you from a secure line.
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