Chapter 113

Amelie

I just found out something very interesting...

Baxter

So what if my middle names are Baudelaire Bojangles?! Get over it.

Amelie

OMFG!!! WTF?! Seriously?! That is hilarious! Really?! You’re not winding me up?!

Baxter

Wait, what? That isn’t what you know?

Amelie

We need to talk about that later, but it’s not what I know...

Baxter

See, this is why I don’t do feelings OR friendships! I was caught up in a girl and gave away my secret.

Amelie

Girl? Like an actual living breathing honest to god real life girl that you’re interested in? Now THIS we need to talk about!!! However, I thought you might want to know that I just met my grandmother.

Baxter

I’ll call you from a secure line.

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