Team Chat
Sully: What’s a tarpon’s favorite movie genre?
Logan: Oh God. Here we go again with the dad jokes.
Sully: Action films - they do all their own stunts.
Miles: Not again. Someone, please put me out of my misery.
Reid: Does he do this often?
Logan: Every day!
J.J.: Not every day. Stop throwing shade on your captain.
Logan: It’s a defense thing. He comes to practice and starts us off with some terrible joke.
J.J.: Which is why it’s not every day.
Reid: What was today?
Rico: Groans.
Miles: How do you know when it’s a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Titan:
Tyler:
Reid: Okay, that’s pretty good.
Logan: No, it isn’t. Don’t encourage him.
Sully: Thank you, Reid. I have a good one for tomorrow. Want a sneak peek?
Logan: FML
Bryan: I’d like to hear it.
Darius: QB, you a sellout.
Sully: What do you call a fake noodle?
Bryan: What?
Sully: An impasta.
Logan: No. Just no.
Titan:
Sully: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
Miles: Please make it stop.
Sully: It was too tired.
Reid: I love this. I have one for you: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Logan Jones has left the group chat.
Titan:
Chase Sullivan has added Logan Jones to the group chat.
Sully: Lo - that’s just wrong, man.
Logan: What’s wrong here is that I’m being subjected to this.
Sully: Fine. I’ll stop, but you have to give us one first.
Logan: No.
Reid: Do it! You know you want to.
Camden: Pressure in the workplace is not good. 59% of people say that their job negatively impacts their mental health.
Logan: Thank you, Superman. I think I am feeling a bit pressured. I wonder what the handbook says about workplace harassment.
Ryder: He brought up the handbook!
Sully: Policies in the handbook encourage organic socializing. We are telling jokes, not harassing you. If we need to have a sit-down to review the policies, I can arrange this.
Ryder: Ha! Better you than me!
Sully: Oh, Rookie, I have my eye on you too.
Rico: He just threatened you!
Sully: No, I’m informing him of my intended observation.
Reid: Lo, give us a joke and end this.
Logan: Fine. What did the football say to the punter?
Reid: What?
Logan: I get a kick out of you.
Sully: