Team Chat
Darius: Please tell me y’all have seen the pictures of Rookie floating around with that cheerleader.
Rico: Oh, we’ve seen them. We actually saw them together last night, and let’s just say they were looking mighty cozy.
Ryder: What? No, we weren’t.
Darius: Sully, did you not have the fraternization conversation with him?
Sully: Of course I did, you dick. I know how to do my job.
Darius: So what’s the deal?
Camden: 68% of people will tell you that they think gossiping is bad. Maybe you should mind your own business and leave it alone.
Rico: Damn! Superman showed up for his boy today!
Camden: I mean, really, why do you care? And the only thing I’m showing up for is the picnic later.
Darius: Listen up, Boo. I married my high school sweetheart. I’m living my best suburban life. Got one kid and another on the way. My life needs a little gossip.
Ryder: There’s nothing to gossip about. You all know about the dumb campaign. We were required to be there last night.
Rico: Were you required to have your hands on her ass?
Titan:
Sully: What!
Ryder: What? I didn’t touch her ass. I’ve never touched her ass. Stop causing problems and stop trying to get me in trouble.
Rico: Just sayin. Her ass is mighty fine. Maybe you should put your hands on it. Otherwise, open season.
Ryder: Fuck off, Rico. I swear to God. If I catch you looking at her, we’re going to have problems.
Rico: See! Boy has it bad.
Jonah: Would it be terrible if he did? I think they look good together.
Rico: You’re only saying that because you’re all loved up with the hot doctor.
Jonah: Hot is definitely one way to describe her.
Darius: They can’t look good together. There are rules for a reason. Sully should be enforcing these rules.
Rico: Rules that are meant to be broken.
Sully: It’s been discussed. No rules are being broken. Leave him alone.
Ryder: Great idea! Leave me alone.
Ryder: Wait, why are you telling them we’ve discussed this?
Sully: Because we have. Handbook.
Ryder: Whatever.
Tyler: It’s not him who needs to worry. It’s her. She would lose her spot.
Sully: No one is losing their spot. Knock it off.
Rico: But do these rules really apply to him? The organization paired them together based on their shared history. This isn’t a case of workplace fraternization. The relationship was already established.
Miles: Damn, Rico knows how to use big words.
Sully: They aren’t in a relationship!
Ryder: We aren’t in a relationship!
Rico: Could have fooled me?
Camden: Technically, the term relationship is pretty broad. It means the way two or more people or things are connected, interact, and behave toward each other. There’s a vast opening for interpretation.
Darius: But we’re talking about fraternization, not broad-term relationships.
Camden: Again, fraternization is the personal relationship between employees that crosses professional boundaries.
While most consider it to be just sexual or romantic relationships, it doesn’t exclude friendships.
By definition, we’re all fraternizing right now, just talking outside of work about our personal lives.
Ryder: Someone kill me now.
Darius: I could manage that next week on the field. Come at me and see what happens.
Tyler: You wish, D. Ryder’s faster than all of us.
Camden: Not true. Not now, not ever. Which one of you has beaten my 40-yard 4.29?
Bryan: Camden’s not wrong, but to be on the safe side, you should talk to HR.
Ryder: Again, there’s nothing to talk about!
Rico: You sure about that?