Chapter 7
Dad Bod Support Group
Dad Bod Support Group
Grayson
Anyone wanna hang out?
Holt
London with her mom this weekend?
Grayson
Yeah.
Emmett
I could see if Emily could watch Eli and Emma for a bit.
Grayson
Really? Your sister is a saint.
Emmett
You stay away from my sister.
Grayson
Ach. Gross, Emmett. That would be like fucking my sister.
Emmett
You don’t have a sister.
Grayson
Emily is like my sister, you dope.
Emmett
Oh, good. Make sure it stays that way.
Grayson
Anyone else able to come over?
Holt
The girls are with Mom and Dad tonight, so I’m down.
They’d happily take Finn if you want to come too, Knox.
Knox
Dammit, Holt. You know I hate saying no to you fucks.
Grayson
Ignoring the insult because I’m too excited. Party at the Reed house!
Knox
There better be alcohol.
Grayson
I would never invite you over without it.
Emmett
I hope you’re ready for an inquisition, Holt.
Holt
I don’t think anything could prepare me for Grayson’s questions.
Grayson
You guys know me so well.
Knox! Bring your famous cookies, please.
Knox
No.
Grayson
Why?????
Knox
I don’t have any dough made.
Emmett
That’s a lie. You always have dough in your freezer.
Knox
Fine.
Grayson changed the name of the group to The Three Best Friends Anyone Could Have