Interlude 7 Voice Memo
Titch: Dude, they fired Ken. They fully fired Professor Lazlo.
We got an email saying the screenwriting class was now an independent study, and all we have to do is turn in our final screenplays at the end of term.
Which is nuts. Like, he hasn’t come to class since last month, and no one’s heard from him, but we were still uploading assignments and stuff and meeting up .
. . But Joseph was talking to one of his TAs in another class, and they said Ken is like, fired fired.
Which, good riddance, I guess? He’s not dead, I checked.
You won’t believe where he is. Go on. Ask.
Okay, okay, he’s in Ohio. I guess he’s out there begging his wife to take him back.
Can you believe it? I can. For her sake, I hope she says no.
[pause] Finchgiving is in a few days. Skyler’s excited.
And my dad offered to teach him and Matt how to make his famous brownie pecan cheesecake pie.
Maybe I’ll go camping on the coast. Let Skyler and his brother and his girlfriend have Thanksgiving with my parents, and I’ll just go away.
I’ll take the dogs and the tortoise—I’m realizing I never told you about my family’s animal thing.
My dad’s an exotic pets vet, so our house is full of critters.
’Cause we take them in sometimes. [sigh] And we have this ferret named Darnell who’s, like, in love with Skyler.
And it’s so cute you could die. I’ll send you some videos.
And he’s excited to show Matt and Delia all the animals, and he really likes my parents.
[siiigh] Kinda wish you and Lucas were here too.
Armand: [thumbs-up]