Sammy
All right, all right, you caught me.
How ‘bout I return everything I stole from you, and we just forget this ever happened, hm?
You
Return everyone’s stolen goods to them and I’ll consider it.
Give me everything you’ve got, and I’ll consider it.
Fine, I promise I won’t harm you if you return it to me. (Lie)
I prefer to take what I want. (Attack)
Sammy
Of course, whatever you want! It all goes back!
I swear I’m not usually like this. I’m just going through a rough time right now, and I owe some people money…
But you clearly know how to handle yourself. Maybe you could get them to back off for me.
You
How about I pay off your debts instead? (10,000 gold)
I’ll help get them off your back, and then you’ll work for me. Deal?
I’ll help you, but then you have to leave me alone forever.
Surely there’s a bounty out on you. Maybe I should bring them your head. (Attack)
Sammy
Really? You want me to work for you?
You
I could use someone with your unique skills.
I could use a meat shield.
Everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves.
On second thought, no.
Sammy
This is great, thank you! I really appreciate it.
I promise, any time you need a lock picked, or somebody stabbed with a cursed dagger, I’m your man.
Oh, I’m Sammy, by the way. Sammy Luscoe. Nice to meet ya.
— First time meeting Sammy in The Stones of Ayor 3