Chapter 9
chapter
nine
Wren
ME: He made me come!
WINNIE: WHAT?!
WINNIE: Details, woman.
ME: In the hotel room last night. We were making out, and I was sitting on his lap.
WINNIE: Dry humping? Please tell me it was dry humping!
ME: Seriously, why are you like this?
ME: laugh emoji
ME: Yes, that’s totally what it was.
WINNIE: That’s so hot. It’s the Big D Energy!
ME: It’s not just energy.
WINNIE: I knew it!
ME: Okay, but from now on, you can’t be thinking about his Big D, energy, or otherwise. Because he’s my husband.
WINNIE: Meow. Kitty has some claws, I see. Ready to admit that you still love him?
ME: Yeah, you were right about that too.
ME: He’s said some things too. These little comments.
ME: I don’t know. I’m probably reading into things too much.
WINNIE: Riding that orgasm high.
ME: Something like that.
WINNIE: What are the things he’s said that you’re overanalyzing?
ME: That he’s going to claim me. All of me.
WINNIE: Why is that caveman talk so damn hot?
ME: Don’t know, but it totally is.
WINNIE: What else?
ME: That he’s waited for me.
ME: That anything I need, I go to him. Anything.
ME: Other things too, but now my brain isn’t working.
ME: But do you know what he did?
WINNIE: Aside from melting your brain with an orgasm?
ME: Rude.
ME: But yes.
ME: He had his friends set up Keller’s room before we got here. A bed, a LEGO wall, and places for his books and puzzles, and new LEGO sets.
WINNIE: I’m not crying. You’re crying.
ME: I know. My poor, dumb heart didn’t stand a chance.
WINNIE: This is what you’ve deserved all along. A man who will take care of you and love your son.
ME: I think I’m gonna sleep with him tonight.
WINNIE: Sleep?
ME: No.
WINNIE: Ride ‘em, Cowgirl!
ME: I hate you.
WINNIE: No, you don’t.
WINNIE: Before you go get naked and dirty with your hot husband…
WINNIE: I started my nanny job today.
ME: How’d it go?
WINNIE: He fired me.
ME: What?
WINNIE: Well, he tried to fire me, but his daughter, Clementine (OMG how cute is she?!), already loved me and told him he couldn’t.
ME: So is he a jackass?
WINNIE: He’s a big ol’ grump. Hot AF, but a grumpy ass.