Pussy Power Group Chat
Daphne
Holy shit. Ho-ly shit.
Mellie
Daphne
Pack Morgan moved in next door.
Mellie
Oh, look. My strength’s returned. Tell me everything.
Lacey
They showed up?
Daphne
Strutting around with boxes as I type. It’s like a strip show on my lawn.
Mellie
Can we buy tickets?
Daphne
I will cut you.
Mellie
Stingy.
Daphne
Jealous.
Lacey
What did you say, Daph?
Daphne
About the strip show?
Lacey
About them moving in.
Daphne
I reminded them I said no to their courtship.
Lacey
Aaaaaaand?
Daphne
They said we could be friends for now, but they’re not going anywhere.
Mellie
Which one did they send over?
Daphne
Dez.
Lacey
The one that ate you out after every round?
Daphne
That’s the one.
Mellie
Why is that so hot?
What’re you wearing right now? Please be one of the sets you made.
Daphne
*Inserts picture of disgusting heat blanket*
Lacey
That’s…something.
Mellie
Fuck’s sake, Daph. Take a shower. You look like a bridge troll.
Daphne
Shouldn’t they like me for me?
Lacey
It’s a little soon for the goblin chic attire, even if we’ve all got some.
Mellie
Please, we’ve all been in your drawers, Lace. Not a holey shirt to be found in all that luxury.
Lacey
I like what I like, and I have the money to buy it. There’s no shame in that.
Mellie
Never said there was.
Daphne
I think we’re getting off track. There’s a pack of hot ass alphas moving in next door and threatening to court me.
Lacey
They didn’t threaten you.
Did they?
Daphne
Not in as many words.
Mellie
So, you’re being a chickenshit. Classic Daphne.
Daphne
Fuck you, MELINDA.
Mellie
Take that back.
Daphne
Not a chance in hell.
Lacey
Before you devolve into an electronic slap fight, can we see a picture of the alphas?
Daphne
Fuck no.
Lacey
Worth a try. Love you.
Daphne
Wait, you’re abandoning me?
Lacey
Gotta get back to work. Besides, I feel confident you can manage this crisis on your own.
Daphne
Rude.
Love you, too.
What about you, Mel?
Hello? Did the judge finally lock your crazy ass up?
MELLIE.
Mellie
Just making sure you actually know my name. Now go handle your shit, I’ve gotta work too. Love you.
Daphne
*Sigh* Fine, I’ll be an adult.
Love you too, even if you didn’t help one bit.