Golden Boys
WYATT
Mullets. Not hot, right?
BEAU
Fuck no.
AJ
Not in the slightest.
GRAY
They’re hot if you’re a bassist in a country-metal band called Moonshine Possum.
BEAU
Name of your next band, Wyatt.
OK, but we’re in agreement? Like a mullet is on the same level as that mustache Gray grew last year, right?
GRAY
wtf don’t drag me into this. That stache was elite.
AJ
You looked like a gym teacher mid-divorce.
Or the narc on a cop procedural.
Or one of those pervs on the predator catching shows.
BEAU
Bahahahahahahah
GRAY
Dude, that stache got me laid three times in one week, and one of the times was in a hammock.
BEAU
Wait that’s actually impressive.
AJ
idk did she call you sir or detective, tho?
Forget I brought it up.