Love Song (Campus Diaries)

Dean’s Genes

DEAN’S GENES

DEAN

If a Di Laurentis doesn’t win this, you will bring shame upon this house. Beau, Ivy—you need to step up. I would try, but I got stuck with Grace.

ALLIE

What about me?

DEAN

You’re dead to us. You were exiled from the family when you chose him as your partner four years ago.

BEAU

Sorry, Mom, he’s right.

ALLIE

We have a good thing going and we’re not giving it up. We’re undefeated.

IVY

I refuse to participate in this group chat until someone changes the name.

ALLIE

Ivy has a point. My genes are clearly the superior ones.

DEAN

Is someone talking? I feel like I hear someone talking but it might be a traitor and we don’t acknowledge traitors here in Dean’s Genes.