MAN CHAT STEALTH MODE
GRAY DAVENPORT:
Yo wtf is this? You created a new group chat without AJ??
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
His dad’s not in it either. This is a Connelly-free zone.
JOHN LOGAN
Good riddance.
JOHN TUCKER
Your jealousy is getting sad, man.
JOHN LOGAN
Don’t care. He doesn’t respect the best friend hierarchy.
BEAU DI LAURENTIS
Guys I can’t be in a new man chat. I can barely keep up with the OG man chat.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Don’t worry, it’s just temporary. We’re opening a forum to discuss the girl.
GRAY DAVENPORT
What girl?
GARRETT GRAHAM
Wait, that’s what this chat is for? I thought it was to plan a surprise party for Jake’s birthday.
JOHN LOGAN
Wow. You would plan a party for him? Why don’t you suck his dick too?
GARRETT GRAHAM
I should. He’d probably be grateful and say thank you after, unlike my other best friend who would probably act all petty and insecure.
JOHN TUCKER
I don’t like this analogy.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Focus. Should someone tell AJ his girlfriend sucks?
GRAY DAVENPORT
Hahahahahaha
BEAU DI LAURENTIS
Yeah, we’re not doing that.
GARRETT GRAHAM
It’s his business.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
She hit on Hunter last night.
JOHN LOGAN
Really???
HUNTER DAVENPORT
Why are you dragging me into this, Dean. I told you not to say anything.
GRAY DAVENPORT
Wait, she hit on my dad and not me? Wtf
Not that I want her to hit on me.
But still.
GARRETT GRAHAM
Define “hit on.”
HUNTER DAVENPORT
I woke up around 2am to grab a glass of water and Tara came into the kitchen in a skimpy outfit and started flirting.
JOHN LOGAN
Flirting how?
HUNTER DAVENPORT
She called me Daddy and said she’s always wanted to be a sugar baby.
JOHN TUCKER
Yikes.
HUNTER DAVENPORT
She was drunk. I didn’t take it seriously.
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
So which one of the Golden Boys has the honor of telling AJ?
BEAU DI LAURENTIS HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT MAN CHAT: STEALTH MODE
GRAY DAVENPORT HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT MAN CHAT: STEALTH MODE
DEAN DI LAURENTIS
Cowards.